"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/16/2018 at 20:23 • Filed to: Houses | 3 | 18 |
... is T H I C C
I don’t think this is even half of my receipts over the last three years. Hoping my next home doesn’t have a gigantic jungle of a yard and the house doesn’t need a lot... a LOT... of TLC.
E90M3
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 20:26 | 10 |
Hoping my next home doesn’t have a gigantic jungle of a yard and the house doesn’t need a lot... a LOT... of TLC.
Well, then don’t go chasing waterfalls.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 20:27 | 4 |
Home ownership is just a ploy to make us indentured servents.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/16/2018 at 20:30 | 1 |
Can’t argue with the FAX
jimz
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 20:42 | 0 |
this be why I’m fine with renting.
Steve in Manhattan
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 21:03 | 1 |
New A/C sitting in the LR in a box ... gotta get it installed one of these days.
nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 21:09 | 1 |
Oh! I’ll do mine tomorrow. First home and a fixer upper (glutton for punishment). I have a cabinet in my kitchen dedicated to receipts. Why a cabinet in my kitchen I’m not sure but it sort of happened naturally.
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 21:11 | 0 |
People keep receipts?
I guess I really should do this for tax purposes. I always tag what I need to keep track of in Mint and discard paper...
atfsgeoff
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/16/2018 at 21:15 | 2 |
Home “ownership” is just renting from the government. Stop paying your property taxes and find out who
really
owns your house.
FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 21:28 | 2 |
I’m going to be selling my house this summer. You interested? Pros: 2+ car garage with 12 ft. ceiling, 4 bed/2.5 bath 1900 sq ft on half an acre asking $250k. Cons: It is absolutely nowhere near Washington.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
04/16/2018 at 21:29 | 1 |
That’s a bigly con
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> atfsgeoff
04/16/2018 at 21:29 | 1 |
Pass that joint over here my friend
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 21:31 | 0 |
Same here bruah.
E90M3
> FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
04/16/2018 at 21:33 | 0 |
Staying in SA?
FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
> E90M3
04/16/2018 at 21:43 | 2 |
Nope. Rural New Mexico outside of Santa Fe. I am going to become a ghost. I really have no idea what the fuck I am doing.
fintail
> atfsgeoff
04/16/2018 at 21:51 | 0 |
Or even neglect maintenance in some areas, prepare for a forced sale and getting nothing in return.
The entire industry a subsidy for banks and insurance firms masquerading as wealth for people.
TorqueToYield
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 22:16 | 1 |
On the plus side I’ve finished my list of DIY projects and haven’t been to Home depot or Lowe’s in over a month.
On the minus side all the projects I want or need to do are now $5k minimum from professionals...
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 22:38 | 0 |
True story before McNamara and the Whiz kids took over Ford accounting, they used to weigh invoices to estimate costs.
Matsayz
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2018 at 00:01 | 0 |
It’s not a “project” unless you go to the store 3 times... FACT