Tree Jizz!!!

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 04/15/2018 at 14:20 • Filed to: Spring, Not Svended

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Everyone in the house is sneezing and stuffed up. Even the dogs. There’s a yellow sheen on goddamn everything. No point washing the cars until after the rain.

Cars covered in pollen.

Binkie and Scooter both with watery allergy eyes.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/15/2018 at 14:25

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It’s good for you!

Builds Character!

Puts hair on your chest!

Klaus Schmoll > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/15/2018 at 14:27

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Gave my car a thorough scrub to get rid of the Welsh mud on Friday. I just went outside to get something from inside it and it already looks like shit. Haven’t even driven it.

E92M3 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/15/2018 at 14:36

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Same here. No point washing anything until middle of May.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/15/2018 at 14:50

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Got plenty of hair already. I can’t take my shirt off outside without someone calling animal control.

Noah - Now with more boost. > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/15/2018 at 15:03

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No point washing the cars until after the rain . July

FTFY. I just give up until then. Beyond wiping down the interior when it turns too yellow and spraying the jizz off with a hose, I don’t do any detailing from April - June.

Tristan > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/15/2018 at 16:03

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As soon as the rain stops and the sun peeks out for a second, the trees will just start splooging everywhere again... It’s no use.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/15/2018 at 17:59

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If you had more, you could braid it!