Columbia Car Meet 4/14/2018

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/15/2018 at 13:43 • Filed to: None

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I took a few pics from the meet, though most turned out awful. Oh well.

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This was the inside of the Mazda

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This next car offends me.

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FAKE ST DOWN TO THE NON-FUNCTIONAL INTERCOOLER

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And the finale, sadness in it’s purest form. The stance guys scraped in, the rat guys rattled in, the VW guys mended and vaped in, the Subaru guys added coolant, but these guys brought their poser mobiles in on trailers.

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DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/15/2018 at 14:37

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That black Z28 is everything that is right in the world. Meanwhile, the Saturn baffles me.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > BeaterGT
04/15/2018 at 14:42

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It was a just cause build, and the owner had a sense of humor about it. It actually has a built engine, prepped for a turbo. That just hasn’t been installed yet.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/15/2018 at 15:41

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Is that a toy car in the vent on that Saturn?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
04/15/2018 at 15:44

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Yep. It’s a functional ram air vent, but what it’s supposed to ram air into is not installed yet.


Kinja'd!!! P5guy now GTIguy > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/15/2018 at 16:10

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Is it just me or does the brush guard on that CR-V look like it was made for a Rav-4 of that same vintage?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > P5guy now GTIguy
04/15/2018 at 16:14

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It may have been. I doubt the grill guard aftermarket for the CR-V is strong.


Kinja'd!!! Alberto > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/15/2018 at 23:34

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Poser mobiles... guess someone is jealous


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Alberto
04/16/2018 at 08:09

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They will never see dirt, trails, a trailer behind them, etc. The original function isn’t going to be used, and apparently they are afraid to drive them. There isn’t really another word for them. Other people aren’t afraid to drive much better, more valuable things.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/16/2018 at 10:06

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People are faking STs ????


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/16/2018 at 10:10

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more info required.My buddy had an outback, maybe 2003 or so w/ the H6 and it was sssslllllooowwwwww, although his probably had an extra 1000 lbs. did this guy give any performance numbers?


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/16/2018 at 10:15

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That 6 cylinder Impreza is amazing and I want it. The Alpine is also really cool to see in the US. They have been legal to import for a long time now, but they are not cheap - looks like around $30k for a decent one + import costs. That takes a lot of commitment to bring over something most people will have less idea what is than all of the early ‘90's JDM cars F&F and GT2 made popular here.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > vondon302
04/16/2018 at 10:23

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Apparently. This was a Powershit car to make things worse.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > OPPOsaurus WRX
04/16/2018 at 10:24

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Didn’t see the owner, so no clue. It sounded nice when he left though.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX
04/16/2018 at 10:44

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I would be more impressed with the 3.3 L from an SVX.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/16/2018 at 10:46

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This RX7 is close to perfect.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/16/2018 at 10:58

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It’s definitely not perfect, it’s got a some major dents and rust, but it’s definitely awesome.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/16/2018 at 11:21

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Mmmmm that Mk3 Supra


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/16/2018 at 12:19

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Is that Flavien’s Galant from his YouTube channel?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/16/2018 at 12:32

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I don’t think it is, as it belongs to an importer.


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/16/2018 at 13:16

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Oh. Okay, just looked really close to the one in one of his videos.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/16/2018 at 13:19

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Dat rubber T H I C C

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I love a lot of MEAT on the tyres.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/16/2018 at 13:25

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I dunno, got a link?


Kinja'd!!! tootall > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/16/2018 at 17:33

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that’s a nice angle of my jeep, sorry ur ass hurt that i trailered it


Kinja'd!!! xxstich666xx > tootall
04/16/2018 at 18:02

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Why would you even trailer it?


Kinja'd!!! daender > Alberto
04/16/2018 at 18:03

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We found the owner of the poser-off-roader! How nice of you to show yourself!