There's a wasp in my refrigerator. AMA.

"Rainbow" (rainbeaux) 04/15/2018 at 09:21 • Filed to: None

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pip bip - choose Corrour > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 09:24

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squash it with a shoe.

Nibby > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 09:27

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burn the house down

fhrblig > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 09:27

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What’s it doing in there? Just chillin’?

whoarder is tellurium > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 09:30

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WilliamsSW > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 09:30

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When does the new refrigerator arrive?

jimz > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 09:31

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$kaycog > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 09:33

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Tell it to behive itself.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 09:35

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if wishes were fishes... what kind of pie would you bake?

Rainbow > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/15/2018 at 09:38

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Mud pie, of course.

Rainbow > WilliamsSW 04/15/2018 at 09:39

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As soon as the fire department comes to put out the old one.

Rainbow > fhrblig 04/15/2018 at 09:39

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You win.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 09:42

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noice...... minds me of me daughter when she was lickle and cute (as opposed to teenage and moody)

WilliamsSW > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 10:00

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Hopefully you used high powered explosives instead of just gasoline, just to be sure.

Nom De Plume > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 10:12

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Better to have a wasp in your fridge than a Bucktoothed Misanthropic WASP in your garage.

fhrblig > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 10:21

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If the prize is the wasp, I’ll pass.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 10:27

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HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > $kaycog 04/15/2018 at 10:28

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Ooof xD

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/15/2018 at 10:29

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Ugh what’s wrong with teenage and moody.... You don’t tell us how to live our lives, you just don’t get it! Leave me alone, get the fuck out my room!!!! BLAAAAABABABABABABAAAHHAH

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/15/2018 at 10:29

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lel.... thats bout right :)

Urambo Tauro > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 10:54

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OmerCarrothers333 > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 11:16

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Did you get stung?

I was stung by a wasp a couple years ago and had to go to a walk-in clinic because apparently I am allergic to wasp stings.

Insert joke about ignoring check engine light.

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 11:17

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Chariotoflove > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 11:47

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This is easily the longest thread this morning.

I love this place.

MonkeePuzzle > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 11:54

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sr20 or this is lies

it shouldnt even be moving quickly when it is so cold

Rainbow > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 04/15/2018 at 12:37

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I was getting milk for my cereal when I felt something on my arm. Somehow, a wasp was in the kitchen and he was bumping up against me. I swatted him before I could see what he was, he fell into the fridge, and I slammed the door behind him. Luckily I used up the rest of the milk, so I haven’t had to open it since.

Rainbow > OmerCarrothers333 04/15/2018 at 12:38

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Somehow, no. He was bumping up against my arm, but if he did sting, he missed.

Rainbow > MonkeePuzzle 04/15/2018 at 12:39

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I’ll check in on him shortly and hopefully I’ll get a picture then.

ranwhenparked > Rainbow 04/15/2018 at 13:36

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He probably just got drunk and wandered off - does your house back up to a country club?