Stop rear-ending me, please.

"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 04/14/2018 at 18:20 • Filed to: None

5

17

No pic because there was no damage, but I’d like it to stop please. This time it was someone in a ratty Grand Prix. Last time it was Optima-on-Optima violence.

I barely even drive it anymore because I have a work vehicle now, but the second I go for a drive it gets smacked.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 04/14/2018 at 18:33

2

That really sucks, man.

You know what also sucks? There’s a joke somewhere in there about not wanting to bottom and I can’t think of a tactful way to word it.

Spanfeller is a twat > fhrblig 04/14/2018 at 18:40

2

I was rear ended in the highway toll both once, ever since that I try to establish myself as a horrible driver before the toll booth, so that they keep their distance

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/14/2018 at 18:44

3

Come on, don’t go making fhrblig the butt end of the joke now.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/14/2018 at 18:49

7

Or there’s the old standby:

fhrblig > Spanfeller is a twat 04/14/2018 at 18:50

1

You can accomplish the same by putting Florida plates on your car. I stay the hell away from any car I see with those when I’m in traffic.

vondon302 > fhrblig 04/14/2018 at 18:51

1

I hear ya

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/well-that-was-unfortunate-1824241614

Spanfeller is a twat > fhrblig 04/14/2018 at 18:52

1

Well, I live in Mexico City and I have Mexico State plates.

I guess Mexico State isn’t our Florida, it’s more like our Texas; overwhelmingly large, powerful, and backwards.

The worst drivers I’ve ever seen are those from the northern states, but don’t tell them, they have a very fragile ego ;)

fhrblig > vondon302 04/14/2018 at 19:00

1

You too, eh?

I don’t think the other car was damaged either, but it’s hard to tell because it had what looked like existing front end damage. I suspect he isn’t a very good driver.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 04/14/2018 at 19:24

1

WAIT I THINK I’VE GOT IT:

“I guess we know who does the rear-ending in your relationship”

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/14/2018 at 19:32

1

God, I hope not for their s.o.’s sake. It must be annoying if they’re always flying in fast with no warning.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Spanfeller is a twat 04/14/2018 at 19:55

1

There are drivers that are good in Mexico?

I take that back, the drivers there are actually amazing. I couldn’t drive without getting in a wreck constantly in the moving chaos they call driving down there. I bow before their mastery.

They also mostly drive manuals, which makes it that much more impressive.

Spanfeller is a twat > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/14/2018 at 19:59

2

Thanks for correcting yourself, we are absolutely masters of our craft, specially in Mexico City.

/s

I joke, I didn’t even need to take a driver’s test before being given a license, but we all know how to drive out of fear of those nonexistent tests; so our parents are very careful and teach us how to drive for an interesting amount of time. We also follow signalling selectively, for instance a few months ago they put on some signs with “1 y 1" on highway exits/entrances so that we use the zipper method, now I see the zipper method in every intersection, as if we collectively decided it was the best way!

Spanfeller is a twat > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/14/2018 at 20:06

1

It would be fun seeing crash statistics in Mexico City vs New York, or Monterrey vs LA; just to see how messed up it is

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Spanfeller is a twat 04/14/2018 at 20:17

1

They still haven’t figured out the zipper merge here.

It’s almost like our well-followed rules and so many of them takes the humanity and cooperation out of driving. It looks like chaos, but the drivers are simply cooperating in a very human way with their cars as an extension of their bodies.

Spanfeller is a twat > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/14/2018 at 22:19

1

But we have shitty drivers too.

punkgoose17 > fhrblig 04/14/2018 at 23:16

0

Get a trailer hitch to cause more damage to thier vehicles.

Rico > fhrblig 04/15/2018 at 01:16

0

Lmao! This is a bumper worthy sticker.