Finally! I always wanted to smell like a Mercedes 

"E90M3" (e90m3) 04/14/2018 at 15:05 • Filed to: None

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Nom De Plume > E90M3 04/14/2018 at 15:36

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I had a stripper joke all typed and everything. You probably wouldn’t have thought it was funny.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > E90M3 04/14/2018 at 15:37

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What if one wants to smell like a Mercedes-Benz woman?

E90M3 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/14/2018 at 15:39

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No idea.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > E90M3 04/14/2018 at 16:42

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What does it smell like? $100 bills burning?

E90M3 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/14/2018 at 16:53

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That or smoked tires. Or maybe that crayon smell that every german car in the late 90s/early 200s had.

SpeedSix > E90M3 04/14/2018 at 20:24

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I never realized you could smell shallow ..