the zap device

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl) 04/13/2018 at 22:08 • Filed to: None

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am bored. Entertain me oppo.

sony1492 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 04/13/2018 at 22:21

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fhrblig > sony1492 04/13/2018 at 22:22

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Raised donuts are garbage. Cake donuts or GTFO

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > sony1492 04/13/2018 at 22:28

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debatable

MrDakka > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 04/13/2018 at 22:41

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Scientists are lying to you when they say electricity is composed of electric charges. It’s actually pixies forced to to man’s bidding because of a magically binding contract made by early natural philosopher/alchemists.

Newton, Coulomb, Volta, Ampere, Ohm, Franklin, Edison, Tesla, Faraday, Maxwell, and countless others were sorcerer mathemaicians who wrested control of the natural world from the fey to benefit humanity.

This is why electricity is painful and potentially lethal to touch; the fey bebrudge mankind their power because of this brobdingnagian heist made by these brave pioneers.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 04/13/2018 at 22:42

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All donuts are equally wonderful. Except hertz donuts.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 04/14/2018 at 09:12

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My zap devices need to be replaced but I’m avoiding it because boxer engine. If you’re bored you can come help me change mine :)