"cbell04" (cbell04)
04/13/2018 at 14:15 • Filed to: None
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"cbell04" (cbell04)
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You be the judge. Really is a beauty of a car I’ll give them that.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:21 |
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Asshat Management.
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cbell04
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/13/2018 at 14:23 |
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That’s good oppo
InFierority Complex
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:24 |
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Nah, it’s parked like that so it and the Jaaag can better keep each other company.
Party-vi
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:25 |
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Must have some brass nuts to leave it parking like a dickhead with the top down. I wonder how easy it is to hot-wire a 25 year old Italian car.
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cbell04
> InFierority Complex
04/13/2018 at 14:26 |
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Well the Jaguars busy chewing grass but you could be right.
Little Black Coupe Turned Silver
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:26 |
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Asshat, it looks pretty prime/close to a building.
Acceptable when in the back of a lot only.
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/13/2018 at 14:31 |
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As an Asset Manager, I will say that’s well done sir.
I also cannot believe I haven’t been called that in over 7 years of asset management...at least to my face anyhow.
Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:35 |
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I never have any issues with people doing this but they should know they put a GIANT target on them when they do that. Those parking lot justice warriors will park their piece of shit as close as possible to the car, even if its parked WAYYYY out in the lot. Doing this just to prove some “justice”. Being an asshole breeds more assholes even if what you are doing is harmless.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:36 |
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As long as there’s plenty of other spaces, I’m gonna let it slide.
functionoverfashion
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:37 |
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I’m in between... totally fine because it’s such a beautiful car and... if you’re afraid of door dings, don’t take it to a busy place like that.
facw
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:38 |
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Bit asshatty in my books. Not unforgivable given the entirely empty row of spots behind it, but really, the Ferrari should be parked back there, and in a single spot.
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cbell04
> Little Black Coupe Turned Silver
04/13/2018 at 14:38 |
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Prime spot there’s another building right behind us and the parking lot’s 90% full
Wacko
> Party-vi
04/13/2018 at 14:38 |
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or use it as a garbage can, since it has a garbage driver
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
04/13/2018 at 14:39 |
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I thought about just how to combine “asshat” and “protecting an asset” into one term because the two sound so much alike, but the resulting ambiguous phrase delighted me. Are you a manager of asshats or a manager who *is* an asshat? Both?
fintail
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:42 |
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Someone needs to cram a Smart between entitled dbag and the Subaru.
Darkbrador
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:44 |
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A-hat. Because there are solutions.
I used to drive daily by a “wealth management” office where a Ferrari and a Maserati on the parking lot. Their owner(s) would hang some sort of large rubber thingys onto the doors when parked, on each side, to protect against door dings and rubbing and whatnot. Unsightly, but probably very efficient.
gettingoldercarguy
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:44 |
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Plenty of surrounding spots, should’ve parked as far away as possible however.
MarquetteLa
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:51 |
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I’m 95% sure my Miata would fit in the space beside the Ferrari’s driver door. And that’s exactly where I would park if I was there.
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InFierority Complex
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:53 |
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but, why would you park like that,tho.
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 14:56 |
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For his douchebaggery, hope a big ol’ flock of birds settles in right over his car and poop all over that interior.
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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/13/2018 at 15:15 |
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
04/13/2018 at 15:21 |
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I’ll admit, unlike many people I didn’t add “asshat” to my vocabulary from Office Space; because I didn’t see it until after I was already familiar with SomethingAwful’s “Jeff K”.
http://www.somethingawful.com/hosted/jeffk/
OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 15:45 |
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Cats eat grass when their stomach gets upset. Maybe it has a check engine light on?
Matt Nichelson
> Party-vi
04/13/2018 at 16:27 |
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I’m sure, since it’s a Ferrari, it has a car alarm. And by car alarm I mean it would just catch fire and burn to the ground.
Brings whole new meaning to hot-wiring a car though.
Chariotoflove
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 16:35 |
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Depends. If he was out at a distal part of the lot, then maybe on the grounds of protecting a car that costs a lot to fix. If close in, then asshat.
JCAlan
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 16:50 |
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Asshat. This is never ok. There’s better ways to protect it. That lot looks rich with end spots next to the curb islands. That cuts your chances of parking next to an asshole in half, right there. Plus, this looks like a nice lot with newer cars in it. It’s not like it’s a Walmart parking lot filled with Astro vans and shopping carts. Your odds are pretty good for surviving a stay here unscathed. And if all that fails and you get a ding, well that’s just part of the deal man. You could have left it at home, and paintless dent removal is cheap.
Alexander Broom
> cbell04
04/13/2018 at 17:14 |
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Protect the blue Ferraris at all costs
Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
> cbell04
04/17/2018 at 09:46 |
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As much as I love the 355, from what I understand, odds are it just broke down and that’s where he left it.
cluelessk
> Little Black Coupe Turned Silver
04/21/2018 at 15:54 |
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Spot on.
Nauraushaun
> cbell04
04/22/2018 at 08:29 |
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Idiot. Park like that with a fancy car and you’re asking to get keyed