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"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 04/13/2018 at 13:54 • Filed to: None

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How does Taylor Swift end up looking like every pretty girl you went to to school with, tried to talk to, got shot down by, and ended up longing for years after school was over?

I’m trying to read about cars, not be reminded of my sad childhood.

His Stigness > Takuro Spirit 04/13/2018 at 14:03

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Thankfully it doesn’t show up on mobile.

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 04/13/2018 at 14:03

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...every pretty girl you went to to school with, tried to talk to, got shot down by, and ended up longing for years after school was over?

Who hurt you?

CalzoneGolem > His Stigness 04/13/2018 at 14:10

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Picture a boring looking white girl.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 04/13/2018 at 14:10

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Her name was Kelly....

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 04/13/2018 at 14:15

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What is she doing now?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Takuro Spirit 04/13/2018 at 14:17

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Jennifer....

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 04/13/2018 at 14:20

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She got married in Vegas to some bald Army puke and is living in North Carolina with their two kids.

And she got fat.

lel

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 04/13/2018 at 14:24

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Ah, the power of social media.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 04/13/2018 at 14:27

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Little did she know she only blocked ONE Facebook account of mine from seeing her page... wait what?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Takuro Spirit 04/13/2018 at 14:31

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That’s why you go for the slightly weird ones. My girlfriend is basically Daria with a southern accent and she’s totally awesome.

Takuro Spirit > interstate366, now In The Industry 04/13/2018 at 14:46

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I have a weird one now. Married nearly 15 years.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Takuro Spirit 04/13/2018 at 14:53

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The cure for mine was actually sitting down and talking to her. She was pretty and nice but that’s it. One of the the most boring and vapid people I’ve met.

Fantasy shattered that day.

Takuro Spirit > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 04/13/2018 at 14:56

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We tried that, after high school. We were talking Pontiacs and she made fun of my Firebird and that’s when I knew it was over.

Later she traded her Grand Am for a CIVIC. Ugh.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Takuro Spirit 04/13/2018 at 15:12

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Yep, very similar lol

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 04/13/2018 at 16:02

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I have found that the really pretty ones usually don’t have much else going for them.

Chariotoflove > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 04/13/2018 at 17:35

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Am wondering how you got the chance to sit down and talk to Taylor Swift.

aquila121 > Takuro Spirit 04/13/2018 at 19:19

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Wait, she moved on to a car that would still actually work after 100k in mileage? Shocking. ;)

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 04/13/2018 at 19:51

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Yep, clearly a muscle she never had to flex lol

CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 04/14/2018 at 21:12

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That’s creepy man.

For Sweden > Takuro Spirit 04/16/2018 at 12:50

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Taylor Swift looks like most of my female relatives, so I do not have the same reaction.

Takuro Spirit > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 12:57

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Most of mine: