Northwest Montana Police Blotter to brighten your day

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/12/2018 at 16:00 • Filed to: police blotter

Copy and pasta:

(Flathead Beacon, 2018)

12:43 a.m. A screaming match ensued in a Kalispell parking lot over a bad parking job.

3:09 a.m. A Columbia Falls man saw a sheriff’s deputy pumping his gas with the engine running. The man wanted to speak to the deputy’s supervisor because that’s apparently a dangerous fueling technique.

8:37 a.m. A vehicle died in the Lower Valley area.

9:17 a.m. A Columbia Falls man faxed the sheriff’s office to say that someone was “trying to frame me.” How or why was unclear.

10:03 a.m. Someone was making some “bold claims” at a Kalispell church.

10:07 a.m. A Columbia Falls man called 911 because his neighbor had not fed his horses or cows in two weeks. The animals were so hungry they started to eat their own waste.

11:59 a.m. A PlayStation was stolen in Hungry Horse and the victim has some suspects in mind.

2:40 p.m. A Columbia Falls man called animal control to let them know that if they got any calls about a hungry horse that it was his. He said the bale of hay he ordered was late, but that the horse would be full soon.

2:59 p.m. A Kalispell woman called 911 and said that while she understands “cats are free spirits,” she was having trouble with a cat in her neighborhood getting into fights with her cat. She was advised to call animal control about the feisty feline.

5:37 p.m. A Hungry Horse woman called 911 because she was sick and tired of her neighbor plowing snow into her driveway.

6:02 p.m. A skier pocket-dialed 911. When dispatch called back to see if everything was OK, the skier said there was no emergency (except perhaps the looming end of ski season).

6:34 p.m. Some “nasty notes” were found in Hungry Horse.

6:59 p.m. A Somers man complained that his neighbor’s “free range rabbits” were wandering into his yard and defecating. Luckily for the reporting party, he didn’t have to pick up the poop because his dogs kept eating it.

7:16 p.m. Two employees at a local Mexican eatery were screaming at each other.

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8:07 p.m. Kids got a four-wheeler stuck in the mud.

DISCUSSION (12)

E92M3 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/12/2018 at 16:12

Montana sounds like the “Florida of the Rockies”.

Monkey B > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/12/2018 at 16:21

somebody should feed that horse...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Monkey B
04/12/2018 at 16:23

That horse is hungry.

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/12/2018 at 16:23

Let us bow our heads for a moment in recognition of the vehicle that died in the Lower Valley area.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/12/2018 at 16:43

Bold claims!

I love the plot twist that Hungry Horse is an actual place.

lone_liberal > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/12/2018 at 16:43

I also died in the lower valley area. Getting old is hell.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/12/2018 at 16:45

10:03 a.m. Someone was making some “bold claims” at a Kalispell church.

that’d be the guy doing the sermon right?

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/12/2018 at 16:53

6:34 p.m. Some “nasty notes” were found in Hungry Horse.

I’m guessing somebody tried to use the wrong key trying to get into a car with a flat . The owner must not be too sharp . I mean, I don’t know what else it coda been, but it must have been a minor issue if he didn’t call 911.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove
04/12/2018 at 17:07

Shit’s getting real in Hungry Horse.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > E92M3
04/12/2018 at 17:14

We don’t call it Montucky for no reason at all.

Dr_Watson > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/12/2018 at 17:42

“Copy and pasta:”

“Coffee Pasta” is the most clever version of that I’ve heard. Just in case you wanted an upgrade to the repertoire.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr_Watson
04/12/2018 at 18:16

Thanks I’m trying to keep up with the times.