Facebook Paid Version

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 04/10/2018 at 17:06 • Filed to: None

2

20

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

MonkeePuzzle > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/10/2018 at 17:14

8

it’s free to anyone who already has jalopnik gold

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/10/2018 at 17:15

2

If they can’t sell your data, they gotta make money somehow. Another senator hinted that Facebook is a monopoly. Here’s a thought—don’t use Facebook at all?

Ash78, voting early and often > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/10/2018 at 17:15

0

Facebook Gold?

I’d pay $5 for a version of FB that didn’t share my data and only allowed for very selective searching (ie, don’t automatically alert everyone I’ve ever known that I’m now a member).

I was a member for one day around 2010, that was exhausting enough.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/10/2018 at 17:17

1

Pay to keep your data from being sold... isn’t that extortion?

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/10/2018 at 17:17

1

The natural extension of that is a paid version of Kinja...

I look forward to Opposite Lock Vegas Style.

vicali > ttyymmnn 04/10/2018 at 17:18

1

Facebook is a monopoly.

Monopoly is a monopoly..

Under_Score > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/10/2018 at 17:31

2

This GIF is basically Facebook now. I’m glad I’m not there to see cringy minion memes.

Urambo Tauro > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/10/2018 at 17:32

1

promoted by the color red > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/10/2018 at 17:39

2

This is why I’m glad my Facebook is filled with lies and slander.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > ttyymmnn 04/10/2018 at 17:42

1

It’s not like Facebook is one of the world’s largest advertisers. Wait...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2018 at 17:45

0

Jalopnik Gold isn’t really a thing, is it?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 04/10/2018 at 17:47

1

You mean pay a monthly fee for a platform that works as advertised?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Under_Score 04/10/2018 at 17:47

0

Wait a minute: are you throwing shade at me? If so, thank you.

Chuckles > Under_Score 04/10/2018 at 18:01

1

One of my biggest regrets is not leaving facebook before everybody’s parents, aunts, and uncles showed up with minion memes. Now if I tried to quit I’d anger too many relatives.

Chuckles > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/10/2018 at 18:11

1

I be thrilled if facebook was no longer free. That way I could deactivate my account without getting a lot of grief from people.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/10/2018 at 18:28

3

You don’t have it? I mean I think it’s worth the money...

MonkeePuzzle > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/10/2018 at 19:19

0

youve been here a while, you havent gone ad free? or got articles early. Early articles are really the only way to comment quickly enough for your comments to not get lost on tge front page

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2018 at 19:39

0

I avoid the FP. Propriety restrains me from stating that as forcefully as I otherwise might do.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 04/10/2018 at 19:40

0

FP is junk. Not worth the time, let alone any money. Oppo is where it’s at.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/10/2018 at 19:58

2

Yes but with cash, prizes and almost continual disappointment.