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"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck) 04/05/2018 at 08:20 • Filed to: None

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BMW driver buys a Porsche. Immediately parks it like an asshat.

This guy was blocking the driving lane, blocking the fire lane, blocking access to the fire hose, and almost blocking the ramp to the rear entrance to the hotel. And yes, it still had dealer plates. I assume that by turning on his hazard lights, he was acknowledging that he was a hazard.

random001 > TheRealBicycleBuck 04/05/2018 at 08:33

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Where is this? Looks familiar...

Matt Nichelson > TheRealBicycleBuck 04/05/2018 at 08:33

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You can take the man out of the BMW, but you can’t take the BMW out of the man.

TheRealBicycleBuck > random001 04/05/2018 at 08:39

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At a hotel in Houston. 

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > TheRealBicycleBuck 04/05/2018 at 08:40

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Wait, this isn’t Unnecessary Car Shopping with E90M3.

Ash78, voting early and often > TheRealBicycleBuck 04/05/2018 at 08:41

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Clearly a case of hose envy.

Montalvo > Matt Nichelson 04/05/2018 at 08:42

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Yeah, you have to be careful. In my case I am worried about being in my mustang and I start to change lanes without signaling, while doing a burnout and jumping a curb into a group of people because my tire pressure was low by 1.5 PSI.

Nom De Plume > TheRealBicycleBuck 04/05/2018 at 08:42

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Probably helping his elderly handicapped mother up to a safe place to wait while they go down and park. Not really, but life is better when you don’t assume the worst.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Ash78, voting early and often 04/05/2018 at 08:44

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No, I think he’s an anesthesiologist. This is clearly a case of blocking .

random001 > TheRealBicycleBuck 04/05/2018 at 08:48

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Well, that is not where I thought it was...

TheRealBicycleBuck > Nom De Plume 04/05/2018 at 08:52

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Nope. He parked there so he could check in. Never mind that there’s a circle drive out front expressly designed for that purpose. Or that there’s a bunch of parking spots less than 50 feet away from where he parked. I was walking out to my car when I took the pic. Before I left, he moved it to a real space and started  unloading.

Ash78, voting early and often > TheRealBicycleBuck 04/05/2018 at 09:03

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I demand all entendres be double or greater. +1

Nom De Plume > TheRealBicycleBuck 04/05/2018 at 09:04

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I knew coming in this was a case of “Park it up front so everyone can see and keep a spare key handy for the women asking what room it belongs to.” Soon as you let your faith in humanity falter it slaps you in the face though.

Derpwagon > TheRealBicycleBuck 04/05/2018 at 09:32

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I mean, you really could replace BMW and Porsche with any german car manufacturer, and it would still hold true. German car owners gonna German car owner. Few exceptions.