The Universe has spoken.   Shit.

"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib) 04/03/2018 at 21:42 • Filed to: None

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I turned 50 last week and coincidentally Powerball was $50MM on Saturday, so I bought $50 in tickets thinking the universe was trying to send me a message. After checking my tickets Sunday afternoon, the universe’s message was quite clear.

Get your ass back to work tomorrow.

fhrblig > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/03/2018 at 21:50

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Too bad you didn’t buy a Mega Millions ticket in New Jersey.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > fhrblig 04/03/2018 at 21:56

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Right next door. That dude must still be flipping the fuck out..

PatBateman > fhrblig 04/03/2018 at 22:11

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It’s bullshit. No one in New Jersey deserves that money.

fhrblig > PatBateman 04/03/2018 at 22:14

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I mean, Ben might argue...

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > PatBateman 04/03/2018 at 22:36

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LoL. Watch - it’ll be some Jersey Shore guido, right?

ttyymmnn > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 04/03/2018 at 23:38

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Lotteries are a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

Happy birthday, though. They say that you’re only as old as you feel. I prefer my corollary, which is, You don’t have to feel as old as you are. That at least makes me feel like I have some control over things.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > ttyymmnn 04/04/2018 at 09:11

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I understand probability pretty well, and know that when there are 292M combinations of P-ball numbers there’s a better chance of seeing god in the toilet. Nice snark, though.