just nearly killed a doggo

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 04/02/2018 at 12:36 • Filed to: None

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and meself.... considering killing the dog owner

here i am happily minding me own business cycling to the shops when i see someone across the road calling their dog... now they’re on the side with the park so i figures nothing to worrie about right?

wrong... a little jack russel (i think) came tearing out from between the parked cars on my side of the road nearly causing me to flip arse over end trying to stop in time for it before tearing across two lanes of traffic and rejoining its owner

who the hell just calls their dog across traffic.... gaaaah

right... im good now.... vintage stuff for your time

Spanfeller is a twat > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/02/2018 at 12:39

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“who the hell just calls their dog across traffic.... gaah”

Idiots.

Idiots do.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Spanfeller is a twat 04/02/2018 at 12:41

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yeah... thats what i figured.... unfortunatly murdering idiots is still illegal so i’ll just have to take a deep breath and let it go

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/02/2018 at 12:44

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Since we can’t kill them, we just gather them all together in one place (usually the US Capitol Building) so they’re easier to keep track of.

Spanfeller is a twat > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/02/2018 at 12:47

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They normally die quicker than the normies. don’t worry

functionoverfashion > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/02/2018 at 12:50

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I was driving through the small “downtown” area of my hometown (there are like, 15 parallel spaces then it’s over) and I saw a car that belongs to a woman I know... she’s not the brightest, in my experience. I see her door open just a tiny bit, and I can see that she’s in the driver’s seat. There is traffic both ways, so not much room for me to move over, in case she opens her door. I slow way down, and sure enough at the exact moment I’m crossing the rear corner of her car, she decides NOW is the time to swing her door all the way full open without looking. She swings her body out of the car and sees me there, now applying full brakes to stop from about 10mph (which would have been 30, had I not seen this coming). She looked genuinely surprised, like I snuck up on her! Who’da thunk it? A car passing, on a busy road?! Maybe opening your door blindly onto a busy, narrow road wasn’t a great idea, hmmm??? I would have probably killed her, or at least removed her door.

This same woman used to push a double-wide stroller down a very narrow, winding road with no shoulder at all; one section in particular, right near her house, has a steep bank on one side going up, and a rock wall on the other side, with water about 12' below the wall. Even where there’s a little more room, it’s full of blind hills and corners. And in the summer, it’s very busy including full-sized 18-wheelers, dump trucks and construction equipment, and distracted tourists gawking at the view of the lake. I can’t believe some delivery truck or Suburban from New Jersey didn’t take her and her kids out on that stretch of road, somehow.

DipodomysDeserti > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/02/2018 at 13:26

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+1 dog strapped to the roof of a car

DutchieDC2R > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/02/2018 at 13:28

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I thought it was called Florida..?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > DipodomysDeserti 04/02/2018 at 13:28

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Wait what

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > DutchieDC2R 04/02/2018 at 13:29

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When we run out of room in the Capitol we send the rest there

DipodomysDeserti > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/02/2018 at 13:42

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitt_Romney_dog_incident

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > DipodomysDeserti 04/02/2018 at 13:44

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oy vey

Nom De Plume > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/02/2018 at 14:50

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It sounds strange to say a big dog is considerably less scary than a small one when you are on a bike. Accidental guillotining is always going to end bad for you, the bike, the dog, and their now destructively unreasonable owner.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Nom De Plume 04/02/2018 at 14:56

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yep... i mean...a big dog would have sucked to hit... but i’d probably just scare it rather than hurt it much... i dont think the little jack would have been in good shape if i’d gone over it

StudyStudyStudy > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/02/2018 at 15:05

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Ugh, had that happen, except I was in a car going over 50mph. I saw a little puff of white before I heard it hit the side of the car, in the rear view I saw a stupid owner holding a leash. Took me a while to put 2 and 2 together. Don’t call your dog across a highway for god’s sake...

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/05/2018 at 13:08

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I nearly did too ... my doggo ate a homeless man’s turd and then tried to lick my face

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 04/05/2018 at 13:11

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lol... good reason