"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
03/29/2018 at 10:25 • Filed to: None | 1 | 26 |
lol, boyo posted some pictures finally, not even the same car as the original 1 picture.
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It is listed for $1500, his texts says he’ll take $1400. But the fun starts after that. With just 1 afternoon and a 12 pack of beer this car will be worth $6000!!!
^ YOU SIR, ARE A LIAR!
benjrblant
> MonkeePuzzle
03/29/2018 at 10:29 | 3 |
He had a good one, I bought it. Suggested he leave this piece up for you.
MonkeePuzzle
> benjrblant
03/29/2018 at 10:30 | 1 |
IF YOU DONT STOP MESSING WITH MY CRIAGSLISTS I WILL HACK YOU AND... and... make green text scroll up your screen. I think that’s what hacking is.
CalzoneGolem
> MonkeePuzzle
03/29/2018 at 10:33 | 1 |
CP!
WilliamsSW
> MonkeePuzzle
03/29/2018 at 10:35 | 1 |
And I think we’re done here with this seller...
WilliamsSW
> benjrblant
03/29/2018 at 10:36 | 1 |
Did you get the bone stock red one with the 5 speed and only 45k miles for $1200?
Urambo Tauro
> MonkeePuzzle
03/29/2018 at 10:39 | 0 |
I can’t tell if same car or not. The black roof says no, but the strategically cropped-out front end in the previous pic says yes.
MonkeePuzzle
> WilliamsSW
03/29/2018 at 10:39 | 1 |
indeed. I replied to his most recent text with “lol”. so, yeah, I think he wont be texting me back unless it’s “I’ll take $400 now!!!”
MonkeePuzzle
> Urambo Tauro
03/29/2018 at 10:40 | 2 |
the original pic had a car that shined, this car, barely reflects light.
the original pic had a car that was all white. this car has a black roof, and at least three different shades of cream.
if the original pic is the same car, it was from quite some time ago
benjrblant
> WilliamsSW
03/29/2018 at 10:42 | 4 |
Yes, It’s sitting next to the unmodded Integra with 60k miles on it. They enjoy not being owned by Monkee.
Urambo Tauro
> MonkeePuzzle
03/29/2018 at 10:43 | 1 |
Maybe it is a different car then, and he cropped the old pic because posting an undamaged front end was too misleading, even for him?
WilliamsSW
> benjrblant
03/29/2018 at 10:45 | 2 |
OK, if I see any more pop up, I’ll let you right away so you can continue to build that collection.
PS9
> MonkeePuzzle
03/29/2018 at 10:46 | 1 |
This 1.5 Liter Is Suprisingly Quick
If your previous vehicle was a horse, perhaps.
MonkeePuzzle
> Urambo Tauro
03/29/2018 at 10:47 | 1 |
your optimism is a welcome change in this bleak world
WilliamsSW
> MonkeePuzzle
03/29/2018 at 10:47 | 2 |
if the original pic is the same car, it was from quite some time ago
I’m guessing that’s probably the case here, but it’s the most generous I can get. Any way you slice it, the seller is full of shit.
MonkeePuzzle
> WilliamsSW
03/29/2018 at 10:48 | 2 |
well, and lets assume its the same car, how long does it take in this age of smart phones to take even just 1 current picture when you are posting a car for sale?
benjrblant
> WilliamsSW
03/29/2018 at 10:52 | 0 |
If I get too many more, we’ll just have to start crushing them. I’m almost out of space.
Chuckles
> MonkeePuzzle
03/29/2018 at 10:53 | 3 |
It could be worth $6,000 in one afternoon...if you drive it to a bank and steal about $5,000.
WilliamsSW
> MonkeePuzzle
03/29/2018 at 10:55 | 2 |
I AIN’T GOT TIME FOR THAT SHIT. FIRST PERSON TO COME WITH 1400 CASH GETS IT. I NO WUT I HAV NO LOBALERS
Chariotoflove
> MonkeePuzzle
03/29/2018 at 11:04 | 0 |
Ask him if he’ll throw in the beer.
MonkeePuzzle
> Chariotoflove
03/29/2018 at 11:18 | 0 |
I’m a pretty froo froo drinker, not sure he’ll throw in a 12 pack of mike’s hard :D
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> MonkeePuzzle
03/29/2018 at 11:39 | 0 |
Also that’s a sedan front bumper. Ew
MonkeePuzzle
> HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/29/2018 at 11:41 | 1 |
this I noticed too. man the sedan has a turrible bumper!
Chariotoflove
> MonkeePuzzle
03/29/2018 at 11:50 | 1 |
Specify wine coolers instead and let him figure that one out.
smobgirl
> benjrblant
03/29/2018 at 12:59 | 1 |
I’ve got an empty backyard, no one would notice.
benjrblant
> smobgirl
03/29/2018 at 13:01 | 1 |
wrenching party at smobgirl’s?!
Urambo Tauro
> MonkeePuzzle
03/29/2018 at 13:47 | 1 |
Haha, that’s about as far as my optimism will reach, TBH. I can only take the devil’s advocate thing so far.