But What Does HHFP Have to Say About it?

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 03/28/2018 at 13:45 • Filed to: Hammerhead says

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Didn’t we just...I swear we...nah. Here is a VW truck

Its called the ATLAS as you can clearly see from the front of the...wait...Im hearing that VW already has a vehicle called the Atlas and that this pickup will be called the Tamagotchi, or Tea Leaves...Oakwood? Truck. Its called the VW truck.

Anyway here is the important stuff:

It’s a full size unibody 4 door short bed pickup, a niche that not even Mercedes Benz has bothered to fill yet

One should expect best in class...er...class competitive...some Hp and Torque from the new , advanced ...VR6 engine.

Payload and towing ratings: should be ignored as no one cares how much mulch you can put in there that one time you redid your yard or how much of the same boat you can tow with this or literally any other mid-sized crossover.

VW expects mileage figures to...exist and there should be a nicely muted porsche burble buried in a sea of resonators and mufflers.

Anyway, VW feels confident that this vehicle will quiet critics that say they don’t know what they hell they are doing in America by offering them a truck dammit, you people love trucks, right?! Citing exceptional !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! of the only other unibody import marque truck, the Honda Ridgeline, as a reason to enter this burgeoning marking place.

“We feel our long history of rugged, dependable work vehicles will strike a chord with our loyal user base in North America.” Adding “we fully expect this to be the start of a new new chapter of VW in America.”

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HammerheadFistpunch 03/28/2018 at 13:52

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it looks horribad....... soooo.. truck guys will probably love it...

victor > HammerheadFistpunch 03/28/2018 at 13:56

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Tanoak? What about the Tanuk edition?

7:07 > HammerheadFistpunch 03/28/2018 at 13:57

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Ah, the old “throw spaghetti against the wall and see what sticks” method.

HammerheadFistpunch > victor 03/28/2018 at 13:57

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seems like this could be an instant hit in Trumps America.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > victor 03/28/2018 at 14:52

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I hope you’ve seen the White Guys’ cover

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/28/2018 at 17:21

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Give me a moment.

I need to make a few calls.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > HammerheadFistpunch 03/28/2018 at 19:32

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Oh for Huey’s sake...my unibody VW T4 Transporter dual cab AWD is nearly twenty years old and is certainly longer than this thing. And could be had with a V6. Certainly the current version can be...in some markets.

But the the rest of the world is not America...

Qhorse131313 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/05/2018 at 18:21

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HAS to be something about this music. I just did the same thing and after I was done acting stupid like you, I started reading the other comments and saw y’all do the same thing I just did!! I guess it just brings the joyous idiot out in us