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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 03/20/2018 at 09:31 • Filed to: living in the future, scrum, llamathrust

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My friend got a new job. I talked to him about it. Apparently it’s some sort of project manager. I kind of understand what a project manager does.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/20/2018 at 09:35

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Hey! My wife is one of those!

facw > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/20/2018 at 09:36

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We could use a scrum master. Our scrums are lead by a project manager who clearly doesn’t know what scrums are. He’s gotten better, but these meetings are still much more like the weekly status meetings at my old job than a what a scrum should be.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/20/2018 at 09:40

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Scrum Master = Project Manager = Adult Babysitter

Party-vi > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/20/2018 at 09:43

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Isn’t a Scrum Master just a project manager that couldn’t get PMP certified? :3

Ash78, voting early and often > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/20/2018 at 09:44

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I thought this was a joke. How long can sports terms infiltrate the workplace?

Yeah, I’m a CTE Consultant.

What’s that?

Basically I beat my head against the wall 10 hours a day.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Party-vi 03/20/2018 at 09:45

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I’ve never had any PMP training of any sort. Took a PMP practice test and got a 62%

I don’t know what that means but I guess those who can’t make 80% after years of work don’t deserve the raise that comes with it.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Ash78, voting early and often 03/20/2018 at 09:47

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In my head, the guy in yellow is the “scrum master,”

Party-vi > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/20/2018 at 09:59

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PMP is a fuckin racket made by PMI. The $139 dues each year for three-quarter million members means PMI gets handed $100M every year just so people can put those letters after their email signature. The prereqs say you only need a high school diploma and 3.5 years of PM experience to qualify for the test, which is bogus because I would not consider myself a professional shy of 5 years on the job.

Wacko > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 03/20/2018 at 10:21

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merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 03/20/2018 at 11:01

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Can confirm, as a project mananger in construction, we are basically big babysitters.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Party-vi 03/20/2018 at 18:15

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The class is expensive AF too, I’d never do it unless employer required it.