A Compilation of Police Scanner Antics During St Pattys in Chicago.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 03/19/2018 at 18:49 • Filed to: None

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Some of these are incredible.

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OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/19/2018 at 18:59

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“We’ll be there as soon as possible sir, but I don’t see the issue” - CPD probs

Mercedes Streeter > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/19/2018 at 19:04

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6:32 PM — “A male drunk with a gash on his head walked into their apartment, went into the roommate’s bedroom and fell asleep. They don’t know the guy.” State and 8th.

Never change, Chicago.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/19/2018 at 19:08

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welp.... this makes me feel better

worst i do when drinking is ask my aunt who the fuck she is again

(done it twice now....)

Blondude > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/19/2018 at 19:11

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City Winery be poppin

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/19/2018 at 19:16

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I mostly just fall asleep.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/19/2018 at 19:18

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unfortunately im of the variety that stays upright and causing trouble long after ive passed out

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Blondude 03/19/2018 at 19:18

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Crazy thing there is City Winery isn’t a very cheap place to go out. So it was rich people idoicy.

DarkCreamyBeer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/19/2018 at 19:22

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> 9:55 AM — Dispatcher: “[Sigh] Oh, they’re dropping already. Can you head over to 500 West Madison for the female passed out in the food court?”

I don’t know, this sounds like a normal morning at the Ogilvie food court to me.

> 6:22 PM — Woman says a male Hispanic just sold her sister crack cocaine at the adult bookstore, 53 West Hubbard. The caller will be inside the bookstore.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t all that remarkable either.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > DarkCreamyBeer 03/19/2018 at 19:24

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The very real part of the day was the four separate batteries that occurred at the Wrigleyville Taco Bell.

DarkCreamyBeer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/19/2018 at 19:27

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Yeah seems like a slow day.

boredalways > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/19/2018 at 19:35

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My fav:

Oh to be Hawaiian AND Irish!

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/19/2018 at 19:43

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And the three behind Barleycorn, which is next door to Taco Bell...

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/19/2018 at 19:45

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Not gonna lie, there was a couple years I spent the Saturday of festivities drinking a spiked cup of Dunkin (and by that I mean like, 50/50 coffee/Baileys) while on the bus downtown to see the river and parade. Oh to be young.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 03/19/2018 at 20:11

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This is my favorite

“1:12 PM — Lincoln Statue: Female down. “Struck by a Tito’s bottle.”