Writers block.. help me pick names for my cars

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03/19/2018 at 16:23 • Filed to: None

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For some odd reason I can’t seem to pick a name for our three vehicles, so end up calling them by their model (Cayman, Focus, Taco). I think the 2007 Cayman is so damned sexy (them hips) it’s gotta be a female

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The 2018 Tacoma SR5 certainly strikes me as more male, because truck

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and then there’s the wife’s car, a 2016 Focus hatchback, Platinum edition

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Suggestions Oppo?


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Mid Engine
03/19/2018 at 16:44

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Kate the Cayman, Ted the Taco and Fred the Focus?

Sorted. I take Visa/Mastercard.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Mid Engine
03/19/2018 at 16:48

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Caveman, Locust, Cacao.

/solved


Kinja'd!!! TheRevanchist > Mid Engine
03/19/2018 at 16:49

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Mah Caygurl, truck, & Hatchy.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Mid Engine
03/19/2018 at 16:51

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For some odd reason I can’t seem to pick a name for our three vehicles, so end up calling them by their model (Cayman, Focus, Taco). I think the 2007 Cayman is so damned sexy (them hips) it’s gotta be a female

I don’t adhere to your gender norms!

Cayman: Sam (It’s got a body like a back road. (hehe))

Tacoma: Elsa (Because nothing can hold her back anymore. The cold never bothered her anyway.)

Focus: Steve


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Mid Engine
03/19/2018 at 17:06

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M’Cayman, Salsa, Brad


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Mid Engine
03/19/2018 at 17:33

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Focus: Oswald

Taco: Mikey

Cayman: Helen


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Mid Engine
03/19/2018 at 18:19

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Ehh car names. They already have names written on them! I dont think my cars would like being called something other than what the factory birthed them as. Sure my Miata is like many other miatas but it still is MY Miata. My girlfriend likes to call my Miata “Blueberry” but I just don’t believe in names. People only get names because the “factory workers” (our parents) gave us names.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Mid Engine
03/19/2018 at 18:49

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Definitely “Steve” for the Focus, I was thinking Sally O’Malley for the the Parsh... 


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Mid Engine
03/19/2018 at 19:47

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Well the Taco’s gotta be Belle, surely.

Elton for the Cayman?

And if the Focus was a FoST it’d have to be Sid (on account of ASBO ). But I’m not sure that a regular Focus deserves a name.


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > Mid Engine
03/19/2018 at 19:55

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Cayman: Helga.

Taco: Jack.

Focus: Patrick.


Kinja'd!!! Fyreballs > Mid Engine
03/19/2018 at 23:55

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She

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Kinja'd!!! Mid Engine > Mid Engine
03/20/2018 at 07:29

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Some great suggestions folks, thanks!

Leading contenders:

Cayman => Sam (could be construed as either sex), Elton (flamboyant)

Taco => Jack (suits a truck), maybe Patrick (somewhat refined)

Focus => two votes for Steve

Mrs. Mid Engine will weigh in eventually..


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Mid Engine
03/27/2018 at 16:51

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I don’t name cars, but she’s German, so how about Sabine?