"PS9" (PS9)
03/14/2018 at 22:10 • Filed to: Even dogs don't deserve this
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I mean...they gotta be. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
CB
> PS9
03/14/2018 at 22:13 |
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All of a sudden, driving 3000 kilometres sounds a lot better than flying.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> PS9
03/14/2018 at 22:20 |
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See also:
TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> PS9
03/14/2018 at 22:28 |
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How do airlines manage to fuck up this consistently? You would think at least one of them would be able to get it right.
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PS9
> TheTurbochargedSquirrel
03/14/2018 at 22:32 |
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The dog didn’t die this time at least. So...progress? I guess?
Svend
> PS9
03/14/2018 at 22:46 |
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Careful, don’t speak too soon.
She said Irgo is set to be flown from Naruto, Japan, to Denver on Wednesday night, flying first class with a human escort in the main cabin of the plane .
I’ll wait and see if United charge the family for the flights and the human escort back.
You’ve got to appreciate the irony of an airline called United, separating the family from their beloved pet.
user314
> PS9
03/14/2018 at 23:05 |
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Animals die, get lost or misrouted twice as often on United as on any other airline. Yes, they are that incompetent.
ranwhenparked
> PS9
03/14/2018 at 23:26 |
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Well, they could be, thanks to limitations on foreign ownership and foreign carriers on domestic routes, and the massive consolidation over the past 15 years or so, there just isn’t a whole lot of competition left, and without lots of hungry, cutthroat competitors, there just isn’t a whole lot of incentive left to be competent.
Remember the SNL AT&T commercial parody from the ‘70s? “We don’t care, and we don’t have to. We’re the phone company”. Except AT&T actually provided good service quality back then, somehow. Not as cheap as we’ve become used to since, but, still, they at least did their job.
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> Svend
03/14/2018 at 23:51 |
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*knock knock*
Owner: Oh, it’s the United guy with our dog! Come home to mom-what? That... That’s not our dog. He’s a german shepard and that’s-
United Guy: A rotwiller! With ebola!
Owner: What...how...why would you-HOW WOULD YOU EVEN GET-
Dog: RAWR RAWR RAWR!! [CHOMP]
United guy: HAHAHA LAWL U DED, BISH *runs away*
United. Because fuck y’all.