This world, grrrrr. 

"Svend" (svend) 03/14/2018 at 14:58 • Filed to: None

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I was working last night and was doing the dairy aisle of cheeses, butters and fats.

A box came in that I didn’t recognise, opened it up.

Well as you’ll know, easter is nearly here so what could it be.

Nope, your wrong.

It’s a cheese easter egg.

Yep, a cheese, easter, egg.

It’a half egg from the front of cheese and the rear half has oatcakes (five very small ones),

and a small sachet of chutney.

Oh and it’s £5 (USD$7).

I should of expected this after last christmas when we got Ilchester cheese advent calendars.

As you may see, there is even bad jokes on the back of the advent calendar door.

What cheese is made backwards? Edam.

What’s a Pirates favourite cheese? Chedd-arrrgghhh.

CalzoneGolem > Svend 03/14/2018 at 15:21

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That advent calendar is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Svend > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2018 at 15:28

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But it’s an advent calendar, you keep in your fridge.

They aren’t small by any means.

It’s nearly two” deep, by 11" tall by 8" wide.

British/European fridges generally are much small than North American fridges. So two would take up more than half a shelf of a three/four shelf fridge.

Chariotoflove > Svend 03/14/2018 at 15:36

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Those puns are wonderful. I don’t even care of the cheese is good.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 03/14/2018 at 15:46

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im ok with easter cheese and bad jokes.. sounds good to me

better than the easter cock on a stick we get here

Svend > Chariotoflove 03/14/2018 at 16:08

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Ilchester is quite good cheese to be fair.

I just wish we didn’t sell so many different cheeses.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svend 03/14/2018 at 16:13

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It’s like a Kinder Egg but the surprise inside is constipation.

If you really want to do easter right, do it Brazilian style with an 8-12 inch chocolate egg filled with bon-bons and other treats.

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/14/2018 at 16:21

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Easter eggs should be chocolate or something.

If you need to keep the thing in a fridge.

Even chocolate easter eggs are getting crazy.

I don’t recall easter in Holland when I was there.

Cé hé sin > Svend 03/14/2018 at 16:22

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You’ve not seen the cheese section of a French supermarket?

Svend > Cé hé sin 03/14/2018 at 16:29

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Not for some years.

Our store isn’t particularly big but the number of options is crazy.

Over 800 different types, flavours and sizes of cheese.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/14/2018 at 16:37

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We’ve short of 300 different sizes, types and flavours of easter eggs.

Some are about the same size if not larger than that one.

Chariotoflove > Svend 03/14/2018 at 16:45

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Wow.

Svend > Chariotoflove 03/14/2018 at 16:48

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No. Grrr.

I had four and a half cages/roll comps of cheese, butter and fats last night. I wasn’t a happy bunny. Lol.

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/14/2018 at 23:34

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Or, if you’re lactose intolerant, the surprise will be the exact opposite.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 03/15/2018 at 01:11

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its mostly the same as in england.. egg hunts and lots of chocolate

the easter cock is a church thing... but as i went to a christian school i remember having to make those stupid things and walk about with em

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 03/15/2018 at 03:39

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Lol. The easter cock.

Religion is a curious thing.

CalzoneGolem > Svend 03/15/2018 at 08:14

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Me and my big American fridge are ok with this.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 03/15/2018 at 10:01

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its sposed to be a chicken... but most end up looking... well like that