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Kinja'd!!! "PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
03/10/2018 at 16:17 • Filed to: None

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I’m at my brother’s wedding party announcement dinner and I know nobody. Margaritas aren’t helping.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > PanchoVilleneuve ST
03/10/2018 at 16:22

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have you tried coronaritas? those might do a better job, also is anyone in the wedding party attractive? lol


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > PanchoVilleneuve ST
03/10/2018 at 16:27

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Step up your game. Ditch the margaritas and go straight tequila.

If you’re at a Mexican restaurant that is at least trying to be authentic, they should have chapulines on hand. Order a round of tequila (or mezcal) shots for the people at your table, with spoonfuls of chapulines as chasers.

It’s a great combo, but people tend to freak out at the thought of eating roasted grasshoppers. At the very least, should make dinner a bit more interesting.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PanchoVilleneuve ST
03/10/2018 at 16:39

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wedding party announcement dinner

huh?


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > SmugAardvark
03/10/2018 at 16:40

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I got a gift box.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > For Sweden
03/10/2018 at 16:41

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I know.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PanchoVilleneuve ST
03/10/2018 at 16:45

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I assume the bar is open


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > For Sweden
03/10/2018 at 16:53

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It’s not.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PanchoVilleneuve ST
03/10/2018 at 16:54

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time to divorce your brother


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > For Sweden
03/10/2018 at 17:06

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He wants to be here less than I do.


Kinja'd!!! merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > PanchoVilleneuve ST
03/10/2018 at 17:37

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So what exactly is a wedding party announcement dinner? Is it like the draft? Are there a bunch of might be’s in the wedding, and then they draw names and announce who will be in the wedding? I don’t get it.


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > PanchoVilleneuve ST
03/10/2018 at 17:57

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Introduce yourself as the person who invented the question mark.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc
03/10/2018 at 21:31

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It’s what they do now. Go HEY LOOK IT’S THE BRIDESMAIDS.


Kinja'd!!! merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > PanchoVilleneuve ST
03/11/2018 at 19:45

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Fun times. I wonder what they’ll make up next? So glad I’m done with that crap.