![]() 03/10/2018 at 16:17 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I’m at my brother’s wedding party announcement dinner and I know nobody. Margaritas aren’t helping.
![]() 03/10/2018 at 16:22 |
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have you tried coronaritas? those might do a better job, also is anyone in the wedding party attractive? lol
![]() 03/10/2018 at 16:27 |
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Step up your game. Ditch the margaritas and go straight tequila.
If you’re at a Mexican restaurant that is at least trying to be authentic, they should have chapulines on hand. Order a round of tequila (or mezcal) shots for the people at your table, with spoonfuls of chapulines as chasers.
It’s a great combo, but people tend to freak out at the thought of eating roasted grasshoppers. At the very least, should make dinner a bit more interesting.
![]() 03/10/2018 at 16:39 |
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wedding party announcement dinner
huh?
![]() 03/10/2018 at 16:40 |
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I got a gift box.
![]() 03/10/2018 at 16:41 |
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I know.
![]() 03/10/2018 at 16:45 |
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I assume the bar is open
![]() 03/10/2018 at 16:53 |
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It’s not.
![]() 03/10/2018 at 16:54 |
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time to divorce your brother
![]() 03/10/2018 at 17:06 |
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He wants to be here less than I do.
![]() 03/10/2018 at 17:37 |
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So what exactly is a wedding party announcement dinner? Is it like the draft? Are there a bunch of might be’s in the wedding, and then they draw names and announce who will be in the wedding? I don’t get it.
![]() 03/10/2018 at 17:57 |
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Introduce yourself as the person who invented the question mark.
![]() 03/10/2018 at 21:31 |
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It’s what they do now. Go HEY LOOK IT’S THE BRIDESMAIDS.
![]() 03/11/2018 at 19:45 |
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Fun times. I wonder what they’ll make up next? So glad I’m done with that crap.