"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
03/08/2018 at 00:50 • Filed to: Late night shitpost | 4 | 6 |
Tonight’s dinner was lightly fried dumplings smothered in Siracha over the top of a bagged Cole slaw mix sauteed in sesame oil with soy sauce and two spoonfuls of authentic Japanese chili paste.
Clearly I used too much of the chili paste.
7 short hours later, oh good lord. I cannot recall a more painful movement in my lifetime. That was almost half an hour ago and my bum is still tingling. Capsaicin is a bitch.
Chariotoflove
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/08/2018 at 01:00 | 0 |
The sriracha dumplings sound awesome. Should have stopped at those.
Noah - Now with more boost.
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/08/2018 at 01:02 | 2 |
I like how you party. My local curry place has me tell them “Indian hot” because I asked if they could do hotter than hot haha
BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/08/2018 at 01:05 | 2 |
RIP Mkbruin’s toilet
gettingoldercarguy
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/08/2018 at 01:22 | 0 |
I want it to look like an Easter day rabbit blew its brains out all over the toilet!
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/08/2018 at 01:31 | 1 |
Maybe what you need are some ghost peppers... so you won’t notice the Capsaicin anymore.
Stef Schrader
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/08/2018 at 07:13 | 0 |
My trick is to make things really spicy so that “nuclear fallout” happens much sooner.
Case in point: I had a buffalo chicken sandwich last night that’s currently still marinating up in there. It was tasty! But like, hurry up. I’ve got other things to do.