"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/05/2018 at 15:19 • Filed to: None
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
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My daughter, as three consecutive cars turned left on red, directly in our path and she saw my frustration.
“Well maybe you should just let them go.”
So I explained that we could have been hit.
“And then all the air packs come out and punch you in the face and break your nose.”
Two for two.
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/05/2018 at 15:28 |
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Out of the mouths of babes...
Matt Nichelson
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/05/2018 at 15:29 |
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Your daughter knows what’s up. Awesome.
LOREM IPSUM
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/05/2018 at 15:32 |
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I need an automatic shock collar that detects 4 letter words.
(For myself, if that wasn’t clear)
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Ash78, voting early and often
> LOREM IPSUM
03/05/2018 at 15:35 |
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Why not both?
ttyymmnn
> LOREM IPSUM
03/05/2018 at 15:36 |
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In my house, we call those “Daddy words.”
user314
> LOREM IPSUM
03/05/2018 at 15:50 |
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You need a V-Chip?
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LOREM IPSUM
> user314
03/05/2018 at 15:51 |
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Exactly.
shop-teacher
> ttyymmnn
03/05/2018 at 16:02 |
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My wife and I are both bad about this. I take great joy in the fact that whenever our daughters repeat one of these words, for some reason they’re always parroting my wife.
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shop-teacher
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/05/2018 at 16:05 |
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Yeah, that’s about the size of it.
I remember seeing an airbag go off for the first time when I was in 8th grade. The girl who got rear-ended did in fact get a broken nose from the air bag.
Mercedes Streeter
> ttyymmnn
03/05/2018 at 16:09 |
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“Airbus A340" **shock!**
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ttyymmnn
> shop-teacher
03/05/2018 at 16:29 |
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My boys still haven’t figured out that when they hear the Daddy Words then they really screwed up. However, I tend to use Daddy Words more than I should, so they probably don’t have the shock value they once did.
I remember one time when my oldest was still in diapers. He got all wet after drinking a bunch of lemonade. I said, “You’re all wet!” and he said, “Why?” I said, “Because of all that damned lemonade you drank.” Later that night at supper, he pipes up, “Mommy! I got wet today!” Mom asks why, and he says, without missing a beat, “Because of all that damned lemonade I drank!” Mom gives me THE LOOK, and I say to junior, “Damn, kid, I thought you had my back.”
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shop-teacher
> ttyymmnn
03/05/2018 at 17:38 |
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Hahaha!