"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/02/2018 at 14:24 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
03/02/2018 at 14:24 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 12
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Welcome to The Afternoon Dump! It’s just like the Morning Sh*t, but it shows up a little later and is hopefully a lot more solid.
1 st Wipe : The expected February slowdown in auto sales is hurting big trucks the most. Except the Ford F-series, which are impervious to everything.
2 nd Wipe : On the other end of the market, Audi and Mercedes are doing great, as analysts believe the effects of the GOP tax plan is creating a bumper crop of cash for the wealthy. The only trickle-down here will be from German gasket leaks.
3 rd Wipe : Subaru just hit 75 consecutive months of year-over-year sales increases, mainly thanks to a homely little turtle on stilts called the Crosstrek (or XV in the rest of the world, where “Cross” usually just means “angry” and not “cool”).
4 th Wipe : 5,000 Koreans freed from inhumane labor camp known as the GM-Daewoo factory.
5 th Wipe : The tariff, we don’t like it. Rock the NAFTA, rock the NAFTA.
Flush : Today in 1966, the millionth Mustang triumphantly rolled off the production line sideways into a crowd of onlookers.
WilliamsSW
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/02/2018 at 14:29 |
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Obligatory - and starred for the Clash reference
OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
> Ash78, voting early and often
03/02/2018 at 14:35 |
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The wipe and Flush were a great way to finish your time one the pot. Very, very fibrous and solid.
Side note: Why does no one mention that the two trucks that are slipping in sales, also happen to have new body styles being blasted all over the intent. They literally used the 2019 Chevy as the cover photo for the Morning Shift...