"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/28/2018 at 10:35 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/28/2018 at 10:35 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 11
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Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Sorry for the hiatus over the past week. I took some Metamucil and everything is working now. Kudos to punkgoose17 for stepping up to fill the void in the morning news world!
1 st Wipe : Geely is now Daimler’s biggest shareholder and is considering buying FCA, too. If they can get Dr. Z on board, the reunification of Daimler-Chrysler will be nearly complete.
2 nd Wipe : German court says towns can individually ban Diesels on a local level. VW insists it has a way to help cars instantly comply with emissions at the push of a button.
3 rd Wipe : Rome to ban Diesels starting in 2024, will go back to killing people the old-fashioned way: Lions.
4 th Wipe : GM Korea/Daewoo now blaming high GM’s high interest rates on factories’ underperformance. Finance bosses insist it was a simple “usually/usury” misunderstanding during a conference call.
5 th Wipe : Fred Diaz, formerly of FCA/Ram, has just been demoted to President and CEO of Mitsubishi Motors North America.
Flush : Mario Andretti was born today in 1940 and went on to win multiple championships in F1, Champ Car, Sebring, the Indy 500, Daytona 500, and Pike’s Peak. In other news, you suck at driving.
Wheelerguy
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/28/2018 at 10:40 |
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Take: Mario Andretti, at his prime, would make prime Michael Schumacher his bitch.
Wacko
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/28/2018 at 11:08 |
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1st wipe,
just in time to replace the 300/charger platform with some newer Mercedes platform (something made this century)
My X-type is too a real Jaguar
> Wheelerguy
02/28/2018 at 11:12 |
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Possibly but it’s hard to say as we never really got to see Schumacher drive garbage. Mario in his prime was a real wheel man in even the worst equipment. Schumacher in his prime always had good stuff.
Censored
> Wheelerguy
02/28/2018 at 11:50 |
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Agreed. It’s one thing to win at one discipline, its another to win at everything that you got behind the wheel of.
punkgoose17
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/28/2018 at 12:25 |
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