god damn i've been watching AvE all day

Kinja'd!!! "gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
02/25/2018 at 19:27 • Filed to: SKOOKUM AS FUCK

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The videos on the Dysons were enlightening. I thought they were the shit but it’s all hype. I guess they may perform better in some cases but it’s not worth the money you pay for marketing.

I think the “wand massager” video was fucking hilarious since he was so uncomfortable with it, When he attached the “cuntstain-tongueglide” [sic] inserts to the motor counterweight I lost it. Without a doubt it added some more “chooch fer yer factor”.That whole breakdown was just so funny.

The Juicero breakdown was incredible. I noticed the machining immediately and understood why he was so stoked about how skookum that shit was. No belts, but step-down gearing and he said it was basically at least a $1000 build sold for $300 or some kind of crazy price. That kind of CNC work using billet aluminium was god damn technical pornography.

I love this channel: it’s a man that speaks my language but with an excellent technical knowledge. The man’s a Ricky with a brain (I’m assuming good ol’ Canadian boys will know what the fuck I’m talking about).


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > gin-san - shitpost specialist
02/25/2018 at 19:53

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I replaced an $80 vac with a Dyson. I preferred the $80.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > gin-san - shitpost specialist
02/25/2018 at 20:01

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Yeah the juicero build was nuts. Who would have thought it was such a solid piece of gear


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > gin-san - shitpost specialist
02/25/2018 at 20:02

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I’ve had about 15 vacuums over the years. The Dyson (on sale, of course) is by far the best AND the best value, since it has outlived all others.

The suction is whatev (all the others have caught up) but the build quality and ergonomics are amazing. Zero problems in almost 5 years, and it’s a rare case of an appliance reducing the dread of a mundane job.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
02/25/2018 at 20:33

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I have a 2nd generation Dyson, DC07.... Its the best vacuum I’ve ever used. Better than the current Dyson’s by a long shot... It’s also nearly 100% polycarbonate and I’ve just broken my first small piece (a non-vital bit) now, 18 years later....


Kinja'd!!! Levitas > gin-san - shitpost specialist
02/25/2018 at 21:03

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On the video where he tears down the full size Dyson where it has a run-of-the-mill Panasonic motor and impeller, I’ve since learned that that style of vacuum (hose/wand is fully detached from the rolling canister) is very popular in other parts of the world (I’m in the US) and Panasonic is highly regarded for those styles. Very likely the upright Dyson has the real deal; but is still an interesting perspective on global consumer goods.

Related: the Dyson I bought this past Christmas actually has an Intertek sticker, so I have my doubts as of late.


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > gin-san - shitpost specialist
02/25/2018 at 21:23

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I watch entirely too much AvE. I’ve incorporated “skookum”, “chooch” and “electrocity” into my regular vocabulary.

Also, I’m currently wearing an AvE t-shirt.