Does anyone have any jomper CABLES?    you stupid chevy.

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
02/24/2018 at 00:30 • Filed to: None

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5 Hours. Guy drove van up, handed me the keys, never started again. no crank, no click, nothing. Turn on the headlights and the radio and heater come on.

GAWD DAMMMM IT! it’s february in Canada, well everywhere but it’s MORE February in Canada. It was also snowing sideways. Can pull fuses and jump starter, can back feed the ignition relay underhood. Today I’m going back and pulling the driver’s seat to make this bastard start (more electrics down there.) It’s not some wierd cab-over vocational truck ( A big part of my job is doing electrical work on vehicles I’ve never heard of, sometimes they have engines and move under their own power, but are not technically vehicles)

This is not one of those situations its a chevy, a brand new one, that was running when I got it. So I must return it running. Must maintain my “Dash will bitch you out, but he knows what he’s doing” reputation.

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DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
02/25/2018 at 11:17

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why did they dub the Bee Man?


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
02/25/2018 at 11:21

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Probably union rules. Srlsy.

Ironic, because the original is better, but the sendup of bad imported Mexican variety shows might not resonate with a non-US audience.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Ash78, voting early and often
02/25/2018 at 11:23

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kind of like Middle east Homer drinks pop and eats Halal dogs?


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
02/25/2018 at 23:34

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some sort of neutral safety switch? or foot on the brake or clutch thing?.......


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Die-Trying
02/25/2018 at 23:43

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no, fuse for the ignition switch. went back, removed driver’s seat, fixed. was good from there. cube van body prevents moving the seat back.