Who wants a big hit on the Crack Pipe?

"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 02/25/2018 at 10:09 • Filed to: None

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Yep. They want $5k for a Kia Sephia with 211k on it.

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My favorite part of the ad?

“OVER $18,000 INVESTED”

No. $18,000 was thrown into a hole in the ground and then set on fire.

For the millionth time, rare  valuable.

Good example of early ‘90s Korean-car-dashboard warping on the right.

I do dig those seats though.

interstate366, now In The Industry > fhrblig 02/25/2018 at 10:15

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I wouldn’t have paid that much when it was new.

PS9 > fhrblig 02/25/2018 at 10:16

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Better be AWD LS1 powered after $18k worth of mods...

Ash78, voting early and often > fhrblig 02/25/2018 at 10:17

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I ain’t goin’ after that Sephia.

fhrblig > PS9 02/25/2018 at 10:18

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“How’d the front axle disintegrate?”

fhrblig > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/25/2018 at 10:22

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I can hardly believe it, but I still see a few of these from that generation puttering around. It did have a version of the Mazda B engine, so maybe that helps.

https://jalopnik.com/318943/workhorse-engine-of-the-day-mazda-b

Ash78, voting early and often > fhrblig 02/25/2018 at 10:25

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Can we crowdfund this for the purposes of being launched into the Korean DMZ via a giant trebuchet?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > fhrblig 02/25/2018 at 10:35

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Looks like maybe 4 grand in mods. That’s if the audio, Interior, and apint were all done professionally

fhrblig > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/25/2018 at 10:41

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Those seats are pretty impressive, I admit. But the tint on the windows is too damn dark, and that racing stripe is awful. They spent $18k (LOL) making it look like crap.

WilliamsSW > Ash78, voting early and often 02/25/2018 at 10:42

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Maybe if the trebuchet and transportation to Korea are included in that price.

Chuckles > fhrblig 02/25/2018 at 10:43

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The only way they spent $18,000 on that car is if they’re including the money spent on gas over 24 years.

WilliamsSW > fhrblig 02/25/2018 at 10:44

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I want an itemized list of the $18K “invested” and the home address of the idiot who spent that, so I can show up at their door and laugh at them.

shop-teacher > fhrblig 02/25/2018 at 11:07

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I can’t even ... I tried to can, but I can’t.

MooseKnuckles > fhrblig 02/25/2018 at 11:19

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clearly he knows what he has

ranwhenparked > fhrblig 02/25/2018 at 11:31

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Why would anyone use a Sephia as the base for $18,000 in mods? It’s still a Sephia, just with some stuff done to it.

fhrblig > MooseKnuckles 02/25/2018 at 11:32

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I think he knows what he THINKS he has, which is slightly different.

DipodomysDeserti > fhrblig 02/25/2018 at 12:55

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Buying crap boxes and sprucing them up is pretty popular in some parts of Phoenix. Most of the guys that do it do the work themselves so it doesn’t cost them much. Crapbox hotrodding. A lot of these guys are into cars but have very little cash. What they do have are skills and in some cases good taste. The seats in that Kia look amazing.  

This is being sold at a dealership, so they’re completely BSing the value of the mods. Some kid probably traded it in for $200 and now they’re fishing for a moron to buy it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Chuckles 02/25/2018 at 13:25

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And the original 10-12,000 MSRP(holy crap!)

LOREM IPSUM > fhrblig 02/25/2018 at 14:36

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I’d rather take a Takata to the face.