Ummm, Okay...

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
02/23/2018 at 12:18 • Filed to: wat

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From the cafeteria downstairs.


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Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 12:23

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Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Textured Soy Protein
02/23/2018 at 12:24

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Username checks out.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 12:26

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I know accountants put brackets around numbers to show a negative. Is your lunch lady an accountant?

Beef Stew - (Vegetarian)
Pork Chili - (Vegetarian)
Salad - Vegetarian 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Textured Soy Protein
02/23/2018 at 12:28

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Of course there are substitutes, but they ought to label it clearer if that’s what they did.

I didn’t ask (though I was tempted), but in this case, it was a watery soup in a tomato broth. Either with or without chicken broth, so one of the descriptors is just wrong.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 12:30

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Yuk.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
02/23/2018 at 12:30

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You mean:

Salad - (meat)


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > shop-teacher
02/23/2018 at 12:32

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If you think that’s bad you should have seen the soup itself. Looked like they took a normal tomato vegetable soup and tripled the volume by adding water.

I got a salad - no soup for me.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 12:35

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I’m going to guess it probably wasn’t actually vegetarian and whichever cafeteria employee you asked would roll their eyes thoroughly haha.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 12:35

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fixed it for them

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Kinja'd!!! Azrek > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 12:36

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I had a Vegan Chicken breast salad once...sigh...


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Textured Soy Protein
02/23/2018 at 12:36

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I bet you’re right - - and by ‘vegetarian’ someone figured that just leaving out actual chunks of chicken meant they could go with that.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Azrek
02/23/2018 at 12:38

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There are some really tasty meat substitutes out there, and I say that as a non-vegetarian.

But there are some really bad ones out there, too.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 12:38

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Maybe the person who prepared it was vegetarian?


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > MonkeePuzzle
02/23/2018 at 12:39

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See now, THIS I would actually understand!


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Stapleface
02/23/2018 at 12:39

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That, or the chickens were?


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 12:46

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Agreed. But this was no shit chicken...like they proudly discussed carving the chicken fresh that morning.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Azrek
02/23/2018 at 12:49

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Oh shit - what the fuck were they thinking???


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 12:53

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Sounds about right.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 12:58

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Cannibal chicken. Sounds like a bad grindhouse film.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Stapleface
02/23/2018 at 12:59

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 13:00

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People have different criteria for what constitutes “meat”.


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 13:00

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It appears to say “Vcgctanan” so I think they are in the clear.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Thomas Donohue
02/23/2018 at 13:02

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Does that translate as ‘chicken’ from Vogon?


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 13:05

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I don’t ask that question any more. I just nod and walk off. For example, one of my senior master SGTs here had a $2000 travel expense and didn’t get a receipt. Sigh....


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 13:07

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Paper mache chickens. Made from soy paper. In Vietnam.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Azrek
02/23/2018 at 13:11

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Yeah, you’re never going to learn anything you want to know by asking that question. Most of the answers you get back will actually lower your IQ, too.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 13:22

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they are in the safe if they use the same chicken as Subway canada does.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Wacko
02/23/2018 at 13:24

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“chicken”


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > WilliamsSW
02/23/2018 at 13:32

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http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/marketplace-chicken-fast-food-1.3993967


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
02/23/2018 at 13:35

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And plenty of fast food that’s called “meat” which I’m not so sure about too!


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Wacko
02/23/2018 at 22:59

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Having eaten a Subway chicken sandwich this is not surprising