![]() 02/22/2018 at 18:46 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Yo!
1:27 a.m. A Kalispell man called the cops to report problems with his ex-girlfriend named “Delta Dawn.”
9:05 a.m. A Swedish man said someone stole his credit card.
11:37 a.m. A Kalispell woman called 911 with her brand new cell phone.
11:41 a.m. A dog was disturbing the peace on Rocky Meadows Trail.
1:47 p.m. A Lakeside woman called police because someone broke into her safe.
2:35 p.m. A Kalispell dog was accused of plotting to murder local chickens.
5:18 p.m. A Kalispell man found a dog named “ Vanilla Ice .”
5:27 p.m. A couple visitors from Oregon were sleeping in their car.
5:48 p.m. A Kalispell man pocket-dialed 911. When dispatch called back to make sure everything was OK, the man said it was and that he was about to start an epic tennis match.
6:06 p.m. A Kalispell woman complained about dogs that always poop in her lawn.
6:15 p.m. A small puppy was found in Kalispell.
8:57 p.m. A Kalispell man called police to let them know that if they got any noise complaints from his address that everything was cool.
10 p.m. A Kalispell man said he saw some “tweekers” with “dope” down at the local casino. He had no doubt that they were “tweeking.”
11:23 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported seeing a lot of people coming and going from her neighbor’s house. She thought it was pretty weird to have that many guests.
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And they still haven’t found the credit card.
![]() 02/22/2018 at 18:57 |
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Now I’m picturing Kalispell as some kind of retirement community. Must be boring AF that’s for damn sure
![]() 02/22/2018 at 19:01 |
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These are all the calls that are interesting enough to put in the local paper. I love it here.
![]() 02/22/2018 at 19:12 |
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Is this a real thing? You should hear what goes on here.
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I’m thinking these could be strung into a plot for an X-files episode, or maybe Ash vs. Evil Dead.
![]() 02/22/2018 at 19:15 |
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I want to go to there.
![]() 02/22/2018 at 19:19 |
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No you hate it it’s full of dumb retirees and punk kids. People should move to Colorado instead.
![]() 02/22/2018 at 19:29 |
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Oh I’m sure - but these people need a hobby
![]() 02/22/2018 at 19:32 |
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Colorado > Montana
![]() 02/22/2018 at 19:44 |
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This is 100% real.
![]() 02/22/2018 at 20:58 |
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Poor ol swed.
![]() 02/22/2018 at 21:55 |
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tweekers gon tweek