![]() 02/20/2018 at 12:22 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 02/20/2018 at 12:28 |
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Missed her poon. Bought a Camaro. Now has a Camaro.
![]() 02/20/2018 at 12:33 |
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When multiculturalism trumps the censorship office!
Difficulty: Probably a white guy.
![]() 02/20/2018 at 12:36 |
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Is that because he is a ‘poon’, or his ‘friends’ call him a ‘poon’, or because he hasn’t had any ‘poon’ since he was birthed from one?
![]() 02/20/2018 at 12:36 |
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Yet if I wanted CYKA or PIZDETS for a G-Wagen, I’d be rejected.
![]() 02/20/2018 at 12:37 |
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I thought this was only a reference us older folks would understand. I’m impressed!
![]() 02/20/2018 at 12:37 |
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Plot twist: that’s actually his name (source: am someone with an unfortunate name)
![]() 02/20/2018 at 12:56 |
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I’ve known two people in my life with the name Michael Hunt.
![]() 02/20/2018 at 13:05 |
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Was this guy one of them?
https://pitchfork.com/news/lana-del-rey-releases-statement-after-stalker-arrest-im-doing-fine/
My name isn’t THAT unfortunate, but someone (fortunately unrelated) from a nearby area with the same first and last name as me was convicted of murder a few years ago.
![]() 02/20/2018 at 13:09 |
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I don’t think that was one of them. One was a chubby awkward dufus and the other had a hairy mole on his upper lip. The age tho, both of those guys are 43 right now.
![]() 02/20/2018 at 13:40 |
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Odd that they’re all the same age. When I read that and saw his name I thought “well, his parents didn’t do him any favors...”
![]() 02/20/2018 at 13:41 |
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Wang, dang sweet Camaro.
![]() 02/20/2018 at 13:58 |
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This is his car, her car says “Mrs. Tang”.
![]() 02/20/2018 at 14:32 |
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I have a friend with the last name Poon.