![]() 02/16/2018 at 20:22 • Filed to: nra, guns, school shooting, the onion | ![]() | ![]() |
why would this NOT surprise me
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(yes i’m aware The Onion is satire)
![]() 02/16/2018 at 20:38 |
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It’s satire. But when all the news from there looks like some crazy form of black satire it’s hard to tell what is real and what isn’t any more.
It was the NRA that said teachers should be armed years ago.
![]() 02/16/2018 at 20:45 |
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Because nothing is better for a child’s mental health than arming everyone at school to let them know they’re safe.
![]() 02/16/2018 at 20:52 |
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Hey that’s not fair. How are the bus drivers gonna defend themselves if the teachers have all the guns?
![]() 02/16/2018 at 21:09 |
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Then they’ll arm the kids, ‘to make them feel safe’.
It’s like ice hockey is a game interspersed with moments of fighting, and America is normal life interspersed with moments of active war zone.
![]() 02/16/2018 at 21:57 |
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Life imitates satire.