"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/16/2018 at 10:52 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/16/2018 at 10:52 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 10
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Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Even though I post this every day, allegedly nobody saw it coming.
1 st Wipe : GMC is the new BMW, as consumers realize the benefits of better visibility from sitting up high while their heads remain stuck in their asses.
2 nd Wipe : VW pushing for more accountability and electric vehicles in huge culture change. The electrocutions will continue until morale improves.
3 rd Wipe : Toyota’s design chief sees a bipolar future full of bland box-like cars for most; elite luxury cars for some. In completely unrelated news, he is selling his Scion xB and Lexus LS430 on Craigslist right now and knows what he has.
4 th Wipe : Volvo wants you to view Polestar as their own special electric luxury brand, not just a place where the VW dealership next door will store all of its Dieselgate orphans when they run out of space.
5 th Wipe : Nissan’s Carlos Ghosn agrees to stay as chairman of Renault for four more years during the France-Japan-Mitsubishi ownership transition period. Expect lots of surrendering and apologizing, followed by a 0% refinancing deal.
Flush : Jeff Gordon’s hairs won the Daytona 500 on this day in 1997, making them the youngest follicles to ever achieve the feat.
His Stigness
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/16/2018 at 11:26 |
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How far we’ve come that a body on frame, solid rear axle WORK vehicle is now a “luxury” car.
Did we put lead back in the gas and water and no one told me about it?
Funktheduck
> His Stigness
02/16/2018 at 11:41 |
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If you live in Flint, yes.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> His Stigness
02/16/2018 at 11:42 |
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It always saddens me when people get into my D100 and are shocked that it has a metal roof. “I didn’t know they did that”
sad times.
Chariotoflove
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/16/2018 at 11:55 |
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1st: I think this is true.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/16/2018 at 11:56 |
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man that first wipe... so good.
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Ash78, voting early and often
> HammerheadFistpunch
02/16/2018 at 12:14 |
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In the immortal words of Sheryl Crow, the first wipe is the deepest.