"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/15/2018 at 10:57 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire, Embiggen this
6
10|
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/15/2018 at 10:57 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire, Embiggen this | 6
| 10 |
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Happy
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
, Oppo, I hope it’s a cromulent one.
1 st Wipe : Trump considering adding 25-cent tax to gasoline. Then he can move to the desert and lead a band of marauders who oversee a black market for fuel, but that’s probably more of a Jared/Ivanka thing.
2 nd Wipe : JD Power dependability survey results are back and, once again, infotainment complaints top the list. Don’t worry: Fiat, Chrysler and Land Rover are still at the bottom, but infotainment sucks, too.
3 rd Wipe : The NHTSA is under Congressional scrutiny for being unprepared to deal with emerging car tech, while submerging car tech expertise all died with Ted Kennedy.
4 th Wipe : GM’s factory workers protesting upcoming plant closure in South Korea. While overall Korean-US relations may be strained, everyone agrees that Chloe Kim is totes adorbs and a badass in the halfpipe.
5 th Wipe : Trump will probably find a way to take credit for the Korean plant closure, even though it won’t move jobs to the US and is an objectively logical business decision. Or Kim Jong-Un’s fault, somehow.
Flush : Today in 1998, Dale Earnhardt Sr. finally won his first Daytona 500, but just three years later he hit a wall, secretly retired from racing, and moved into a Masonic Lodge with !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .
random001
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/15/2018 at 11:05 |
|
Careful. 4th wipe will get you fired.
|
Ash78, voting early and often
> random001
02/15/2018 at 11:05 |
|
She’s a hot piece of class.
Funktheduck
> random001
02/15/2018 at 11:07 |
|
I think it’s ok to say someone is cute/adorable. Calling an underage girl a “hot piece of ass” however is not.
dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/15/2018 at 11:11 |
|
I will be...less than happy...if the the 25 cent gas tax goes through, Lord knows I can barely pay for gas as is, I don’t want to be paying $3+/gallon no matter where I go.
3rd wipe made me laugh though.
vondon302
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/15/2018 at 11:14 |
|
3rd wipe lol.
arl
> dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
02/15/2018 at 11:17 |
|
Man, I’ve been paying 3-4 bucks a gallon for premium in the DC area for a few years now. Sigh.
Aremmes
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/15/2018 at 11:19 |
|
Oof, that 3rd wipe sure left a sinking feeling. Good jorb.
|
dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
> arl
02/15/2018 at 11:33 |
|
I currently go to college an hour outside of Chicago, gas here is usually $3+, but there’s usually an exception or 2. Gas back home is between $2.60 and $2.80, but there’s something about paying over $3 that’s disappointing
|
random001
> Funktheduck
02/15/2018 at 11:50 |
|
I know. I was exaggerating for Ash.
And also sports radio people are creeps.
OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/15/2018 at 11:53 |
|
3rd Wipe... Wow. Need some butt wipes to clean up that mess.