"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/13/2018 at 10:33 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
02/13/2018 at 10:33 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 19
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Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Sort of like Tosh.0 but turbocharged.
1 st Wipe : General Motors likely pulling out of South Korea’s Daewoo; company unsure whether Chevy Spark will be aborted as a result.
2 nd Wipe : Industry sales numbers are based on shipments to dealers, but don’t indicate whether dealers are actually moving the product to consumers. Pablo Escobar unavailable for comment.
3 rd Wipe : 2006 Ford Rangers and Mazda B-Series pickups are deathtraps and you should stop driving them now. They also have bad Takata airbags.
4 th Wipe : Mercedes won’t be at the Detroit Auto Show starting next year; company tired of trying to launch exciting new vehicles amid a sea of mediocrity. Like the Mercedes CLA and GLA.
5 th Wipe : London claims its infrastructure is not ready for autonomous cars. They’re still trying to program the cars not to run over Dutch tourists looking the wrong way at a crosswalk.
Flush : In 1988, Soviet frigate Bezzaventy intentionally bumped into the cruiser USS Yorktown in the Black Sea, but the American crew knew about the scam and refused to get out of the ship to check for damage. Especially in a neighborhood filled with Caucasians.
OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/13/2018 at 10:41 |
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I wait for the Morning Sh*t to come out first, then read anything I am interested in. Thanks for saving me a few a wipes worth of time..
MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/13/2018 at 11:11 |
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The old Ford Rangers being recalled and given “DO NOT DRIVE” warnings is coming at a perfect time for Ford with them launching the new Ranger and all. What’s that saying? All publicity is good publicity? Think Ford agrees?
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MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/13/2018 at 11:13 |
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Great Flush again!
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/13/2018 at 11:15 |
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Are you saying the last gen Ranger can be unsafe?
user314
> Ash78, voting early and often
02/13/2018 at 11:25 |
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Eh, grab a Pops-a-Dent and some Turtle Wax and you’ll never know.