Olympic Skater Charged with Sexual Harrassment

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02/12/2018 at 13:23 • Filed to: None

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Olympic skater Alexander Gamelin was charged today with sexual harrassment for allegedly fondling the breast of fellow figure skater Yura Min. Mr. Gamelin was quoted as having said, “I didn’t grab it, I only palmed it because wardrobe malfunction.” When asked about the incident, President Donald Trump said, “Well, he says he’s innocent and besides, what was there to grab, anyhow? Fake news.”

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Kinja'd!!! facw > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
02/12/2018 at 13:41

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So the thing that confused me about this was why Mr. Gamelin there was able to compete for South Korea. Apparently he became a South Korean citizen just to be able to partner with Min for the Olympics. They’re both from the US (she has dual-citizenship), but I guess it was easier to qualify for the South Korean team (or she just really wanted to represent South Korea).


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
02/12/2018 at 13:42

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Most exciting part of ice dancing by far.


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
02/12/2018 at 13:44

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“fuck ice”


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > facw
02/12/2018 at 13:51

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I mostly ignore the Olympics.


Kinja'd!!! DayManFighterOfTheNightMan > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
02/12/2018 at 14:21

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Given today’s reality I wouldn’t be surprised if this weren’t satire.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > DayManFighterOfTheNightMan
02/12/2018 at 14:25

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Truth is stranger than fiction.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
02/12/2018 at 14:28

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I’m no figure skater expert, but from what I’ve seen, I can remember girls wrapping their legs around the guys neck, waist, etc. It has a sexual aspect to it.

If I was him,I’d file a counter sexual assualt. She’s basically rubbing her vag against his package in that picture.

It just seems to be expected in this type of performance. Maybe she should stick to solo skating?