Here's what a $313,000 home in Mukilteo looks like

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 02/10/2018 at 15:16 • Filed to: Yay

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BaconSandwich is tasty. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:17

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I think you mean a $313,000 dump.

blacktruck18 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:19

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Thank you for reinforcing our decision to not move back to WA.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BaconSandwich is tasty. 02/10/2018 at 15:19

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That would be the punchline, yes.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:19

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I can get you a reno loan and that little gem will shine right up!

someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:21

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Was quite a nice place - in 1974.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 02/10/2018 at 15:22

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If the loan includes a wrecking ball, a flamethrower, and a keg: maybe.

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:30

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I would not want to even breathe in there - mold central.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:31

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Jesus, is that Washington or Chernobyl?

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:31

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Get out of there before you catch something.

boredalways > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:33

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Reminds me of the housing market in Silicon Valley in mid-aughts: “fixer uppers” less than 1400 sq ft in semi-shitty neighborhoods that gentrification hadn’t culturally destroyed yet. All before the housing bubble burst and caused the global recession.

In other words, buy it only if you intend to flip it.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:33

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You’re going to need a lot more than 1 keg.

WilliamsSW > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:33

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$313,000 home lot in Mukilteo.

FTFY

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:34

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Dear sweet Jesus.

What it gets you here:

http://www.cbshome.com/Home/21718296/KVF/5019-Lafayette-Avenue-Omaha-NE-68132/

leicester > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:34

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Fire is a tool.

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:34

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Essentially $313k for a lot, a foundation which may or may not be salvageable, and the pleasure of hauling away someone else’s pile of shit.

That dishwasher looks pretty rad though.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:34

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I bet someone was murdered there.

Nice kitchen flooring. I am a sucker for old kitchens, but they need to be in a somewhat better state of preservation.

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:35

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Wow. Is it at least presentable from the outside?

Tekamul > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:35

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Does it come with 5 gallons of gas and a lit rag?

SmugAardvark > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:45

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Too bad you don’t have a show on HGTV. You could have this thing looking spiffy in just a few hours, all thanks to some charisma, moxie, and wholesome Christian values!

...Oh, and some questionably legal hiring practices.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:49

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So I’m guessing someone’s going to come in, drop 80k renovating it then putting it back on the market for 500k+? What are nearby homes going for in that neighborhood

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:49

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$kaycog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:53

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Nasty.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 15:56

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$300,000 block of land with all services and a temporary structure perhaps?

Our house will be sold today. We got three offers, all just over our asking price...so yippee for us.

Quadradeuce > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 16:11

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Places we’re looking at for retirement: neither coast.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 02/10/2018 at 16:13

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500-675

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 16:19

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In SF too, probably more.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 16:20

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You have to keep one corner to call it an improvement or the fees are like a laundry list.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 16:21

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Looks like it needs a good fire...

E92M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 16:25

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Not to worry! For just $300k more they can give it that farmhouse style!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 16:40

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Do you go in wearing a respirator and a fresh tetanus shot?

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 16:44

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Does the housing market in the PNW use yen or something?

Because this price seems fair.

wkiernan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 16:53

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The handles on those four drawers are so cool. I’d like to do something like that in my own kitchen.

My sister would take one look at that and lose her mind.

Dogsatemypants > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 02/10/2018 at 17:07

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More likely a teardown. Property is pricey.

shop-teacher > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 02/10/2018 at 17:52

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You couldn’t make that livable for $80k.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2018 at 18:16

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Dayum.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2018 at 05:47

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rustic charm

renovators delight.

does the price include tetanus booster shots?