![]() 02/05/2018 at 08:49 • Filed to: Adrift in a sea of stupid | ![]() | ![]() |
I’ve come to grips with the fact that I’m the only one around here cognizant enough to notice that the water cooler is empty, and thus always end up refilling it.
Seems after my absence recovering from minor surgery last week, probably after three days without water, one of my coworkers figured out how to refill the cooler. Unfortunately, reading the damned label was a bit too much to ask.
![]() 02/05/2018 at 08:57 |
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You’re a good egg.
![]() 02/05/2018 at 08:58 |
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“I tried lifting the bottle by the label, but it would always peel off”
![]() 02/05/2018 at 08:59 |
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Next time, fill the empty jug with blood.
![]() 02/05/2018 at 09:30 |
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At least he didn’t remove the entirety of the white cap. I’ve seen that one before, that’s a fun one. So, you know, small victories.
![]() 02/05/2018 at 09:31 |
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Cheap vodka would be my choice. Sit back and watch the fun..
![]() 02/05/2018 at 09:33 |
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You’ve not met the guys I work with :)
The coffee tasting a bit “off” would be the only indication there was a problem.
![]() 02/05/2018 at 09:33 |
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My desk used to be closest to the water cooler, and I can’t tell you how many times I swapped out the bottle. Like it never occurred to anyone else that the bottle was almost empty. Dopes.
![]() 02/05/2018 at 09:43 |
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I was the only one that would clean out the coffee pot at work so I switched to tea.
![]() 02/05/2018 at 11:17 |
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I used to make two pots of coffee every morning, one regular, one decaf. Then I stopped coming into the office so early.
![]() 02/05/2018 at 11:21 |
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Our water jugs have perferations on those labels so they don’t need to be removed.
![]() 02/05/2018 at 11:29 |
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As far as stupid coworkers go, my job takes the cake. One person believes the earth is flat and another was trying to tell me that shooting stars were suns falling out of the sky at the end of their life span.