Doug is safe

"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee) 02/04/2018 at 23:43 • Filed to: None

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As are his cars. Philly is on fire. Fly Eagles Fly

For Sweden > Scary__goongala! 02/04/2018 at 23:47

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Autotrader should have bought a Super Bowl ad slot featuring Doug.

Scary__goongala! > For Sweden 02/04/2018 at 23:49

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Doug is a nice guy but I don’t think he’s that popular yet

For Sweden > Scary__goongala! 02/04/2018 at 23:53

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Doug chose well

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Scary__goongala! 02/04/2018 at 23:54

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There were reports that the city was going around greasing lampposts to keep drunk & rowdy fans from climbing them.

I was listening to an NPR piece yesterday and they were discussing why Eagles fans were regarded as the worst in the NFL and the conclusion they came to was that it was simply because Philly sports fans in general are just terrible.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 02/04/2018 at 23:59

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What the fuck possesses someone to want to roll a car in celebration. That sure as hell isn’t my first impulse when I’m excited.

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2018 at 00:02

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You should move to a small town, where the rule of law still exists. Because in Philadelphia,

Scary__goongala! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2018 at 00:22

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The poll greasing was done for the conference championship game, but it was pretty much useless. Philly fans just don’t know what it means to feel victory. We have a lot of pent up feelings.

Scary__goongala! > For Sweden 02/05/2018 at 00:27

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Anybody who left their car street parked around bars should have known better. Not saying these people are excused but still...

promoted by the color red > For Sweden 02/05/2018 at 00:34

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Autotrader should have had Doug review the teams. Would be a damn sight better than some of the things we heard from the commentary booth tonight.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > promoted by the color red 02/05/2018 at 01:17

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The booth was awful. I’m so glad CBS has it next year.

DipodomysDeserti > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2018 at 02:37

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alcohol.

And having to live in Philly.

Chuckles > Scary__goongala! 02/05/2018 at 02:54

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We? I didn’t realize that you were one of us. Congrats.

They greased the poles again before the super bowl but they used hydraulic fluid this time instead of crisco.

Monkey B > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2018 at 07:26

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the only difference with Philly fans vs. other cities is we are a bit more passionate about our teams. EVERY city has some asshole fans mixed in, our city is no different in that regard.

diplodicus > For Sweden 02/05/2018 at 08:14

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That’s not even a prius.

For Sweden > diplodicus 02/05/2018 at 11:10

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Yeah, well, you’re not even a Prius

diplodicus > For Sweden 02/05/2018 at 11:16

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Damn you’re on to me.