On the way to Birmingham with the Puffalump Queen AMA 

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
02/02/2018 at 15:03 • Filed to: Lemons rally

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Let Stef take the wheel of the Rally Hearse for the final highway blast to the finish line (after doing all the fun roads myself). Sitting 10th as of this morning, but we expect to get some bonus points from rescuing a stuck van yesterday. I currently have a lap full of Puffalumps. Car is loud. AMA.

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PS: Hearse for sale. No loballers, I know what I got


DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! diplodicus > Dusty Ventures
02/02/2018 at 15:17

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Have you had any people think you’re leading a funeral procession and pull over to let you by?


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Dusty Ventures
02/02/2018 at 15:18

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Have you taken a nap in the back yet?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dusty Ventures
02/02/2018 at 15:18

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Is it ending at Barbers again. Unfortunately, I can’t make it out there for the race this weekend.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > diplodicus
02/02/2018 at 15:19

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At our speed no one would make that mistake


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
02/02/2018 at 15:19

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Not yet, but I did change back there


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
02/02/2018 at 15:20

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It is indeed


Kinja'd!!! random001 > Dusty Ventures
02/02/2018 at 15:20

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How are you calm right now? Does the hearse allow access to the rear from the drivers compartment? How many puffs fit in a standard size coffin?


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > Dusty Ventures
02/02/2018 at 15:21

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Did you learn anything that can be incorporated into the next Oppo rally?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dusty Ventures
02/02/2018 at 15:23

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I dunno, I think the time I towed a Corvair on a Blazer frame with the RallyMetro was stranger.

I’ll give you $500 for the hearse.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > random001
02/02/2018 at 15:26

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1. I have accepted that life is fleeting

2. Yes

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3. More than we brought


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > shop-teacher
02/02/2018 at 15:29

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You have been outbid


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Chuckles
02/02/2018 at 15:30

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A few ideas, though I’m not sure I can implement them into a single day rally as dense as Oppo Rally


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Dusty Ventures
02/02/2018 at 15:36

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Why did Canada get the better green for the Dino puff?

Why were all the serial numbers 2222X?


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > punkgoose17
02/02/2018 at 15:38

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1. Because Canada is better

2. No idea


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dusty Ventures
02/02/2018 at 15:44

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Damnit. Of course I have to be busy.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dusty Ventures
02/02/2018 at 15:48

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I believe it.

I’m a bit sad, because I’d love to Gamble this thing, but at least this saves me from having to have a very not fun conversation with my wife.


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Dusty Ventures
02/02/2018 at 16:09

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How many puffalumps is the current bid on the hearse up to?


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Dusty Ventures
02/02/2018 at 16:47

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howre those brakes?


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Kiltedpadre
02/02/2018 at 17:01

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About 75 Puffalumps


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > LongbowMkII
02/02/2018 at 17:01

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Better than last night, but still not good


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Dusty Ventures
02/02/2018 at 17:06

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Damn, already past my max bid!

Does it help if I include a REAL chicken to replace the duck that is forced to masquerade as a chicken?


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > Dusty Ventures
02/02/2018 at 17:15

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That’s fair. For what it’s worth, we thought that last year’s iteration was damn near perfect. Definitely worth making the drive up from PA.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Dusty Ventures
02/03/2018 at 03:25

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Maybe an idea or two for our 5 day Wales rally?


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Kiltedpadre
02/04/2018 at 18:26

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She IS a chicken. Why is that so hard for everyone to accept?


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
02/04/2018 at 19:03

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Because we have eyes


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
02/05/2018 at 13:03

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PFFT!


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > duurtlang
02/05/2018 at 14:16

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Things I would’ve liked to see:

1. More weird history/science-type checkins. Learn us some facts and stuff. Going around and taking photos of the Blue Ball, PA, sign was fun and all and definitely worth a chuckle, but like.........is there a Blue Ball Eggplant Company that is integral to the town’s history? Or some other equally phallic, deprived and/or round enterprise? Also, we totally passed Oak Ridge without any weirdo research-town checkins.

2. An either/or situation where there’s two clear paths to take based on where the checkins fall and you have to pick one or the other to win.