Plight of the Supercar

"valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option" (valsidalv) 02/01/2018 at 20:35 • Filed to: None

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She sits there, quietly. Ten cylinders emitting no noise. Soon enough dust to write “wash me”. I say “Hello, R8" every time I pass by, but never get a response.

To the owner’s credit I saw them take the car out even when snow first fell on the ground but maybe now the plan is to avoid salt. The right rear tire is flat so this car ain’t moving anywhere until that’s fixed. I also peeked inside the cabin: manual!

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option 02/01/2018 at 20:40

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‘ “Hello, R8" every time I pass by, but never get a response. ‘

Don’t worry, she knows.

TeamClearCoat > valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option 02/01/2018 at 20:44

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*extremely Werner Herzog voice*

“And, like us all striving to be super, we eventually realize we are so much scrap, rendered immobile by the cruelty of the world.”

functionoverfashion > valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option 02/01/2018 at 20:56

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She shits there, quietly.

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valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option > functionoverfashion 02/01/2018 at 21:30

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Ahahahahah fixed now

Funktheduck > valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option 02/01/2018 at 21:33

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Never forget

average user > valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option 02/01/2018 at 21:53

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The rear looks flat.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option 02/01/2018 at 22:19

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There’s a 911 Turbo in the parking garage where I work, and I’ve only seen it move once. Somebody with my sense of humor left the owner a message in the 1/4" of dust on the rear window. “ Not fast enough to outrun dust ”

Next time I saw the car it had been washed. It’s back to 1/4" of dust now.

Le sigh.

valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option > Funktheduck 02/01/2018 at 22:42

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I expect you to tell this story to your grandchildren.

CompactLuxuryFan > valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option 02/01/2018 at 23:31

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If I’m gonna leave my car parked for weeks I’ll at least straighten out the steering wheel