Flathead County Montana Police Blotter

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
12/31/2018 at 14:07 • Filed to: Police Blotter

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10:27 a.m. A man was walking in traffic.

10:50 a.m. A Columbia Falls man called 911 to report that his pig was on the loose and he needed help capturing it. He said he had a photo of the pig so law enforcement could differentiate it from the other pigs running around town.

10:59 a.m. An Evergreen couple was fighting each other.

12:09 p.m. A dog attacked a Kila man.

12:21 p.m. A Kalispell woman was taking a picture with her phone when she accidentally called 911.

12:23 p.m. A Kalispell mother found her son’s “homemade bong.”

12:45 p.m. Two dogs were bothering a horse in Columbia Falls.

1:49 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that his girlfriend would “not leave him alone.”

2:17 p.m. Two heat blankets and Nike shoes were stolen in Marion.

2:18 p.m. A Columbia Falls business owner reported that a rather bold shoplifter was making numerous trips into his store to steal items.

2:47 p.m. A Columbia Falls resident threatened to decapitate someone.

4:07 p.m. A Kalispell woman said she did not want her grandson moving onto her property.

4:11 p.m. Someone was allegedly putting “stuff” on the train tracks.

4:53 p.m. A Lakeside pizza parlor manager was having trouble with some youths.

5:39 p.m. A Kalispell bonfire was “raging.”

5:52 p.m. A Columbia Falls woman called 911 because her grandson was “being rude.”

6:31 p.m. An Evergreen man called to inquire about a recent investigation. He’s concerned that if law enforcement doesn’t get to the bottom of the case soon his “diamonds will be lost” forever.

7:59 p.m. Graffiti was reported in Polebridge.

8:11 p.m. A Kalispell man was driving through his neighborhood, honking his horn and firing a high-powered rifle up in the air.

9:23 p.m. A Kalispell man wanted to know why the cops were watching his house. They were not.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/31/2018 at 14:20

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Okay, most of these are good, but this one:

He said he had a photo of the pig so law enforcement could differentiate it from the other pigs running around town.

Solid. Gold.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/31/2018 at 14:29

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“Hello 911, what is your emergency?”

“Hi, one of my animals escaped, I need to get a  pig right away”

“Sir, please don’t call our officers that”

“No..... the pig escaped”


Kinja'd!!! facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/31/2018 at 14:41

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2:17 p.m. Two heat blankets and Nike shoes were stolen in Marion.

So obviously losing my car was the worst part of hurricane Harvey for me, but I’m still bitter that someone stole a pair of my shoes that had been out drying on my door mat. It was one of two pairs out there, so it seems like it would have had to have been intentional. They were old, but sort of a weird design, using a very open mesh and openings under the bridge that let them dry fairly quickly, haven’t found anything that really replaces them.

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Kinja'd!!! Brickman > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/31/2018 at 17:40

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Always a good time in Flathead county


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > facw
12/31/2018 at 19:06

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Have you tried asking the Flathead County Police?


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/31/2018 at 22:30

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Something about this tells me this would make for a great Live PD episode.