RIP me

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4) 12/30/2018 at 01:56 • Filed to: None

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Let my sister mix drinks for me. Big mistake. Have some French goodness.

I haven’t been this fucked up since college. On the plus side, my cousins think drunk me is the best.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/30/2018 at 02:39

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st omach pump to the rescue!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/30/2018 at 02:58

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Sooooo.....Is she a heavier drinker and can tank the booze better? Or is she a newbie and mixed paint thinner disguised as something meant for human consumption?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/30/2018 at 03:29

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The  Jack and Cokes were approximately  50% Jack, 25% vanilla vodka, and 25% Coke...

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/30/2018 at 06:55

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See you next year then, eh?

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/30/2018 at 09:00

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One time I was baking something and my hands were messy so I had my sister make me a rum and coke. By how I felt after, I’d say it was better than 50-50 favoring the Kraken I had in the cabinet by a long shot. Moral of the story: don't let your sister mix your drinks, they might try to kill you. 

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 12/30/2018 at 09:16

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Nah, I lived

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/30/2018 at 09:16

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Nah, I’m a big dude with a pretty substantial tolerance.