Who here likes dormers?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
12/29/2018 at 12:06 • Filed to: Houselopnik

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DISCUSSION (42)


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 12:09

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they’re cool, but the house could use another floor lol


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 12:10

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That house looks like it made liberal use of copy and paste in its design. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Frenchlicker
12/29/2018 at 12:11

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I was wondering if I was supposed to be wearing 3D glasses while looking at it. 


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 12:18

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No thank you


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 12:19

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Eeeeek. No thanks.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 12:20

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I think if you want that many windows on the second floor, just do a garrison Colonial and be done with it. 


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 12:29

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They could’ve at least moved the door left one spot so it was centered among all those dormers.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 12:29

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What house? I see 10 townhomes.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 12:30

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What happened to the dormer spacing over here?

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W hy do some of the downstairs windows have shutters and the others do not? Where are the shutters for the dormer windows? Don’t tell me those are just decorative !!! *eye twitch*


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > dogisbadob
12/29/2018 at 12:37

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yeah, half the floor space upstairs is  basically unusable with all the skinny little dormers...  And better have a roof guy on call to fix leaks with all those joints and corners.


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 12:38

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Me, an Architect-

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Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 12:44

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I grew up in a house  with three, that is excessive.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > TheJWT
12/29/2018 at 12:46

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Starred for the realtor sign edit.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 12:46

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Now just imagine what the 2nd floor interior space is like.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 13:49

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Yep, some serious overkill there. Though to be honest the “wing” bothers me a bunch more. So much wrong with it.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 14:14

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That smirking whore from Highgarden? Yeah, she’s alright.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 15:44

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aelaB_C-6ms

Listing ^^


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > TheJWT
12/29/2018 at 23:02

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You win. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > wafflesnfalafel
12/29/2018 at 23:03

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Maybe they’re all art niches?


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > TheRealBicycleBuck
12/29/2018 at 23:04

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If those are fake dormers, I’m going back and burning it down. Fake dormers are a trigger for me. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > facw
12/29/2018 at 23:06

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Yeah, I’m wondering if it’s an addition


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > ranwhenparked
12/29/2018 at 23:07

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It’s not just the windows they wanted. They could have had them without that roof angle. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Kiltedpadre
12/29/2018 at 23:08

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Gah!


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
12/29/2018 at 23:08

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It’s a galley with 85 art niches. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often
12/29/2018 at 23:10

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More like an orphanage. 


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 23:15

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Shed dormer?


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > McMike
12/29/2018 at 23:15

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Impressive. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 23:16

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Except with no room for   art because of the windows.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > ranwhenparked
12/29/2018 at 23:19

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That would have looked better and been more useful. From the walk through link McMike posted, I can’t tell if they even use that space. They certainly have so much of it that they wouldn’t need to. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
12/29/2018 at 23:20

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Paint over the windows then?  I dunno, I posted it because I don’t get it. Thing is the video walkthrough is really impressive on the interior. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Urambo Tauro
12/29/2018 at 23:21

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I missed that reference. 


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 23:22

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Orphans get daylight? Not on my watch!

Seriously, though, I always saw dormers as an excessively complex way to pretend you had a real extra level on the house, but didn’t. But you still did all the framing and work to have it.

COOL SECOND STORY BRO!

/both of my houses have had them


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 23:26

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Linky ? I think that if you * do* get it, you should seek help. It doesn’t make any sense. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
12/29/2018 at 23:30

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often
12/29/2018 at 23:32

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Like ranwhenparked suggested, shed dormers are a much better way to expand that level if you want to use it. 


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 23:35

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Game of Thrones, Natalie Dormer is in it.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Chariotoflove
12/29/2018 at 23:45

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Well, the interior is pretty nice. I guess the goal here was to build a mansion, but to try to  d isguise it to look like an ordinary, quaint Cape Cod. Sort of like how a lot of newer Walmarts are sort of built to suggest a street of separate buildings.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Urambo Tauro
12/30/2018 at 00:37

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Ah!  Okay. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > ranwhenparked
12/30/2018 at 00:39

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The defunct grocery store near here is like that. 


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Chariotoflove
01/02/2019 at 17:19

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Fuck dormers. I hate them. It takes forever to measure a home like this.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
01/02/2019 at 18:05

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Agreed. I think they have a use in some situations, but not to this extent. 


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Chariotoflove
01/04/2019 at 22:47

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“ This end up”