![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:06 • Filed to: Houselopnik | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:09 |
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they’re cool, but the house could use another floor lol
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:10 |
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That house looks like it made liberal use of copy and paste in its design.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:11 |
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I was wondering if I was supposed to be wearing 3D glasses while looking at it.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:18 |
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No thank you
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:19 |
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Eeeeek. No thanks.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:20 |
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I think if you want that many windows on the second floor, just do a garrison Colonial and be done with it.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:29 |
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They could’ve at least moved the door left one spot so it was centered among all those dormers.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:29 |
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What house? I see 10 townhomes.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:30 |
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What happened to the dormer spacing over here?
W hy do some of the downstairs windows have shutters and the others do not? Where are the shutters for the dormer windows? Don’t tell me those are just decorative !!! *eye twitch*
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:37 |
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yeah, half the floor space upstairs is basically unusable with all the skinny little dormers... And better have a roof guy on call to fix leaks with all those joints and corners.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:38 |
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Me, an Architect-
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:44 |
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I grew up in a house with three, that is excessive.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:46 |
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Starred for the realtor sign edit.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 12:46 |
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Now just imagine what the 2nd floor interior space is like.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 13:49 |
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Yep, some serious overkill there. Though to be honest the “wing” bothers me a bunch more. So much wrong with it.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 14:14 |
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That smirking whore from Highgarden? Yeah, she’s alright.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 15:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aelaB_C-6ms
Listing ^^
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:02 |
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You win.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:03 |
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Maybe they’re all art niches?
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:04 |
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If those are fake dormers, I’m going back and burning it down. Fake dormers are a trigger for me.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:06 |
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Yeah, I’m wondering if it’s an addition
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:07 |
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It’s not just the windows they wanted. They could have had them without that roof angle.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:08 |
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Gah!
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:08 |
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It’s a galley with 85 art niches.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:10 |
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More like an orphanage.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:15 |
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Shed dormer?
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:15 |
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Impressive.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:16 |
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Except with no room for art because of the windows.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:19 |
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That would have looked better and been more useful. From the walk through link McMike posted, I can’t tell if they even use that space. They certainly have so much of it that they wouldn’t need to.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:20 |
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Paint over the windows then? I dunno, I posted it because I don’t get it. Thing is the video walkthrough is really impressive on the interior.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:21 |
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I missed that reference.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:22 |
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Orphans get daylight? Not on my watch!
Seriously, though, I always saw dormers as an excessively complex way to pretend you had a real extra level on the house, but didn’t. But you still did all the framing and work to have it.
COOL SECOND STORY BRO!
/both of my houses have had them
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:26 |
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Linky ? I think that if you * do* get it, you should seek help. It doesn’t make any sense.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:30 |
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![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:32 |
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Like ranwhenparked suggested, shed dormers are a much better way to expand that level if you want to use it.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:35 |
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Game of Thrones, Natalie Dormer is in it.
![]() 12/29/2018 at 23:45 |
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Well, the interior is pretty nice. I guess the goal here was to build a mansion, but to try to d isguise it to look like an ordinary, quaint Cape Cod. Sort of like how a lot of newer Walmarts are sort of built to suggest a street of separate buildings.
![]() 12/30/2018 at 00:37 |
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Ah! Okay.
![]() 12/30/2018 at 00:39 |
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The defunct grocery store near here is like that.
![]() 01/02/2019 at 17:19 |
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Fuck dormers. I hate them. It takes forever to measure a home like this.
![]() 01/02/2019 at 18:05 |
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Agreed. I think they have a use in some situations, but not to this extent.
![]() 01/04/2019 at 22:47 |
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“ This end up”