Tell me about your mother...

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 12/24/2018 at 11:49 • Filed to: None

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I’ m not proud of many of my comments on the FP...but this one just came together.

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ttyymmnn > HammerheadFistpunch 12/24/2018 at 11:58

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Well played.

benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch 12/24/2018 at 11:58

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Fact: If you look at anything long enough, it starts to resemble male genitalia .

Particularly if you’re 14 years of age, commenting on the FP.

JeepJeremy > HammerheadFistpunch 12/24/2018 at 11:59

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Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > HammerheadFistpunch 12/24/2018 at 12:09

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My mother was a saucy Lebanese vegetable sandwich escort named Vilmer. She met my father, a Swiss garlic pork roast named Johannes, on a cold winter Boxing D ay at a restaurant in Nauru.

Sadly they both died by getting eaten at a Canada Day Lunch in Chilliwack, British Columbia.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ttyymmnn 12/24/2018 at 12:09

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That’s obviously an Ovary Testicle Vagina-Penis. 

jimz > HammerheadFistpunch 12/24/2018 at 12:10

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agreed. I’ve always thought the Merc was more reminiscent of a proboscis monkey:

(as an aside, that has to be the laziest way to come up with a name for an animal. “What is it?” “A monkey.” “Anything different about it?” “A big nose.” “Ok, we’ll call it ‘nose monkey.’”)

Nibby > HammerheadFistpunch 12/24/2018 at 12:12

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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > HammerheadFistpunch 12/24/2018 at 12:13

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48% pecent of us have dicks. It would be 50/50 if the fairer sex were not countered by the “hold my beer and watch this” sex. Also alot of things look like boobs, what’s up with that?

RallyWrench > ttyymmnn 12/24/2018 at 12:15

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Looks like an emo anteater to me. 

wafflesnfalafel > jimz 12/24/2018 at 12:34

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yeah, I agree - especially the Toyotas. They are all just “droopy nose” to me. The Merc, (and similar but more pronounced Panoz race cars,) really mirror the open wheel with fenders look more than anything for me personally. I honestly think the whole phallic thing frequently reflects more often in things that don’t look anything like a wang - more of a “look at the size of my boat/truck/house/etc”.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HammerheadFistpunch 12/27/2018 at 13:45

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I agree with you on this. But I am reminded of homophobic 13-year-old boys in my classroom who draw penises all day long. Penises. Everywhere. Drawn by homophobes. And judging from what we see in the news , and in the comment you’re replying to, a number of them never grow out of that phase.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HammerheadFistpunch 12/27/2018 at 13:46

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Who this is?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HammerheadFistpunch 12/27/2018 at 13:53

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And whilst we’re on the subject, what about this?

HammerheadFistpunch > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 12/27/2018 at 14:49

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Frued 

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HammerheadFistpunch 12/27/2018 at 14:55

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Freud. I figured it out.