I was challenged to fisticuffs in traffic today,  how rude!

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
12/21/2018 at 17:03 • Filed to: None

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Fortunately my ability to be condescending bor ders on superpower level. I point out who’s car has more dents in it, I point point out that if you’re in a traffic jam with open lanes on both sides, it’s not a traffic jam if there are open lanes on both sides and one can just go around like I did. I also add ress the other party as “champ” as many times as possible. I’m in the angry motorist business, Have been for some time, I can de-escalate but not without getting a few barbs in.

You can’t call me on my driving if you clearly hit things with your car frequently,  was I right or wrong?  that’s subjective,  what’s not subjective is that my car is homely, but dent free.


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Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/21/2018 at 17:39

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Never challenge a guy with dents in his car. To me, that’s a sign that he’s willing to use his car as a weapon.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > TheRealBicycleBuck
12/21/2018 at 17:44

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Cutting a guy off turning left across 4 lanes was enough to tip me off,   was past the point of checking oncoming traffic.  Just double-check for any fast moving crackheads and go.    Based on the condidtion of the car, if I’m not a better driver, I’ve made better decisions in general. 


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/21/2018 at 17:46

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Champ is a good one. Pal, guy, buddy and hot shot also work well.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Sovande
12/21/2018 at 17:49

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I like “no style gimbo”  It’s an insult without racial or sexual connotations.  Efficiently insults the real you.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/21/2018 at 17:55

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Gimbo seems like a racist  term that hasn’t been used in so long everyone has forgotten that it’s racist. 


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > LongbowMkII
12/21/2018 at 17:58

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I got it from the cat on Red Dwarf.  could google just in case.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
12/21/2018 at 23:15

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... if you’re in a traffic jam with open lanes on both sides, it’s n ot a traffic jam if there are open lanes on both sides and one can just go around...

“But that’s my favorite lane though! ”