"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/21/2018 at 14:25 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/21/2018 at 14:25 • Filed to: None | 3
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I slacked on picking up some of my wife’s presents because we’re “not doing much” as usual. But I found myself today needing some presents to arrive before I fly out of town on Sunday. Thankfully, xmas is saved thanks to Amazon’s FREE SAME DAY ORDERING. No, this is not a commercial.
My wife didn’t ask for a candle, but she did want assorted hippie friendly nice smelling girly products like natural soap bars and bath bombs and whatnot. I got some of that in stores here but was meaning to get that from Amazon. Also a pair of slippers.
This morning I was a super bum and then when I finally got on Amazon today, I wanted to filter by stuff available for delivery by tomorrow. Instead it had FREE SAME DAY DELIVERY and I was like wuuuuuuuttttttt.
This is probably because Amazon has a big warehouse outside of Baltimore and they have their AMZL US drivers around here in Maryland so thanks to the modern Bezos future of labor exploitation, I could have hippie friendly girly sniffy products delivered today, with an order of $35 or more! Even though that warehouse in Baltimore !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and someone died, like, within the last couple months.
I picked out some bath bombs and other things but my order wasn’t quite $35. I tried to quickly think of what other stuf f I could get for my wife and she always likes candles, so I searched for hippie friendly candles that were on the free same day list. And I found this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ! I mean, with a name like that, how could I not buy it? It put me over the $35 threshold and now all this stuff will be here today.
I am contributing to the downfall of society.
Chariotoflove
> Textured Soy Protein
12/21/2018 at 14:41 |
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Last night my wife said to me, “how did we ever shop before Amazon Prime?” I reminded her we used to go out to stores, like animals.
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Textured Soy Protein
> Chariotoflove
12/21/2018 at 15:51 |
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My niece had asked for a Lululemon gift card, and my wife looked into it and it takes 10 days to mail the gift card so she wanted me to go to the store to pick one up before I fly out on Sunday. She’s already out there and she texted me a reminder about that this afternoon, suggesting maybe I do it today and not wait til tomorrow, but I told her traffic’s already bad so I would still be going tomorrow. Then I looked it up and they have cards by email. I’m like, bam, not driving my ass to the mall tomorrow to get a stupid Lululemon gift card. Win!
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Chariotoflove
> Textured Soy Protein
12/21/2018 at 15:54 |
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There are a couple of places where it’s better to go to the store to get a gift card. I’m giving Lego ones to my nephews. I get to go to the Lego store.