Knights of Ni

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen) 12/19/2018 at 18:30 • Filed to: None

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King Arthur: O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Head Knight: That is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.
King Arthur: What is that?
Head Knight: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni.
Random Knight: Ni!
Head Knight: [to Random Knight] Shh, shh. [to Arthur] We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ptang-zoo-boing. [fades into mumbling].
Random Knight: Ni!
Head Knight: Therefore, we must give you a test.
King Arthur: What is this test, O Knights of—Knights Who ‘Till Recently Said Ni?
Head Knight: Firstly, you must find another shrubbery! [jarring chord]
King Arthur: Not another shrubbery!
Head Knight: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place the new shrubbery here beside the other shrubbery, only slightly higher so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
Knights of Ni: A path! A path!
Head Knight: Then! When you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wi-i-i-i-ith a herring!!
[jarring chord]

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/19/2018 at 18:39

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Pancake > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/19/2018 at 18:50

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ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/19/2018 at 19:53

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Putting up the tree a few nights ago, I seriously considered just leaving it as a lighted shrubbery.

boxrocket > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 12/19/2018 at 19:55

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Use the middle section away from the base and slightly higher so get a lovely two-level effect. And make a path down the middle.

Steve in Manhattan > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 12/19/2018 at 19:57

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And no singing!

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > boxrocket 12/19/2018 at 20:57

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I like the way you think.

user314 > Pancake 12/21/2018 at 17:27

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