"LastFirstMI is my name" (donstone13) 12/19/2018 at 15:49 • Filed to: None

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This is Peak Mall Parking.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > LastFirstMI is my name 12/19/2018 at 15:53

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Time to leave a note

WilliamsSW > LastFirstMI is my name 12/19/2018 at 15:54

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I’d love to see 2 Miatas/Smarts etc park lengthwise in front and in back of this idiot.  

Pancake > LastFirstMI is my name 12/19/2018 at 15:54

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Parking’s too good for r ednecks, haven’t you heard?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 12/19/2018 at 16:01

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every parking lot should have one of these manned at all times

just stack em in the shitty parking pile next to the lot

there you go... ive solved shitty parking and created a bunch of jobs

(a job i wouldnt mind having at that)

Ash78, voting early and often > LastFirstMI is my name 12/19/2018 at 16:04

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Maybe he’s there for the FCA-Sears merger meeting.

way2blu does a rev update > LastFirstMI is my name 12/19/2018 at 16:07

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I think there’s a solution, but we will need 4 MG Midgets and/or Austin-Healey Sprites, and 4 Oppos to park them.

^ Miata for scale.

Park each one diagonally, but within the lines, around the truck.

Like so:

All the MGs occupy only one space each , but the pickup takes up four.

No legal way for the truck to escape, and the MGs are all legally in the clear, since they’re all within the lines of their own spots .

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 12/19/2018 at 16:10

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I would love that job - hell, I’d do it for free!!

I’d be stacking Range Rovers, BMW X5's, Mercedes GLS’s, and Escalades ALL DAY LONG

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 12/19/2018 at 16:20

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right :D

(i’d still need the pay tho...as bad parking mostly occurs during working hours and i gots bills to pay..... i’d volunteer on weekends tho)

The Dummy Gummy > LastFirstMI is my name 12/19/2018 at 17:59

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P ar for the course for trucks in my area. T hey really need more handicap spaces for these one too many chromosome idiots.

ranwhenparked > LastFirstMI is my name 12/19/2018 at 18:01

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Big pickups are the kings of malparkage. Even when they manage to sort of get into one space, they’re either sticking way the hell out into traffic because the driver couldn’t see over the hood enough to pull in correctly, or they’re crooked and touching the line. 

LastFirstMI is my name > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 12/19/2018 at 21:05

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Nice one!

Update- as I was leaving someone left a note that began something like “Dear Dick Head...”